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Tour Line Live · 2019

6-18-19 Live Denver CO

Track 15

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  • LPC: Denver, Colorado.
  • SPEAKER_01: We are naked and unashamed.
  • LPC: Oh, boy, yeah, there's a lot of things happening tonight.
  • LPC: A whole lot of things.
  • LPC: Major entertainer, what's shaking up there?
  • LPC: Can you hear me?
  • LPC: Okay?
  • Man(1): Hello?
  • LPC: Hi, happy time liquor?
  • SPEAKER_10: What's it?
  • LPC: This is Skippy.
  • LPC: What's going on?
  • LPC: Hey, I'm going to.
  • LPC: Hey, I'm going to.
  • LPC: bring my straw in there, my flexible straw, okay?
  • LPC: I'm going to dip it into some different bottles, some different cans, and just try out some
  • LPC: different liquors tonight, okay?
  • LPC: Just let me figure out what I want to buy, all right?
  • Man(1): What does that mean?
  • LPC: It means I'm going to bring my straw in there, and I'm going to dip it in things, crack a few
  • LPC: bottles open, try some different things out, try some different flavors.
  • LPC: Okay, okay, okay.
  • LPC: How does that jive with you there, guy?
  • LPC: How to let you all open, anyway?
  • LPC: Click! Right?
  • SPEAKER_10: Four one, five.
  • LPC: Four one, five, okay.
  • SPEAKER_10: Eleven, oh, seven.
  • LPC: Got it.
  • LPC: Thank you.
  • LPC: Thank you.
  • LPC: Yes.
  • LPC: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_05: Thank you for calling.
  • SPEAKER_05: All right.
  • SPEAKER_05: How can I help you?
  • LPC: Oh, auto parts store?
  • SPEAKER_05: Yeah, all righty.
  • LPC: Yeah, hey, I need to get, like, a new VIN number, like right away, like, Pronto.
  • LPC: Can you help me with that?
  • LPC: hook me up?
  • Man(2): How can I hook you up with a VIN number?
  • LPC: It's not important right now.
  • LPC: I just need to get a brand new VIN number immediately.
  • LPC: All right?
  • LPC: I can pay big money, all right?
  • LPC: Yes.
  • LPC: Yes.
  • LPC: So how late are you guys there now?
  • None: Huh?
  • LPC: How late are you guys there tonight?
  • LPC: Also, how do you shut off a car alarm, like, remotely?
  • LPC: I need to make it stop, like, right away.
  • Man(2): I'm hooked the battery off.
  • LPC: Unhook the battery.
  • LPC: Okay, now, how much for a new VIN number, then?
  • Man(2): Uh, we don’t sell VIN numbers.
  • LPC: I can give you $4 or $5.
  • Man(2): Yeah, we don't sell VIN numbers.
  • Man(2): The car comes with the VIN.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • LPC: Hey, how do I get, like, a huge, big dent out of a white car and, like, stains and stuff?
  • LPC: I need to get that right off right away here tonight.
  • Man(2): We have a deadpuller.
  • LPC: You are?
  • Man(2): Hello?
  • LPC: Yeah, I’m here.
  • Man(2): Yeah, we sell dent-pullers.
  • LPC: Okay. Why don’t you work on that VIN number for me, alright?—
  • TTS: You have reached the maximum time for a minute.
  • LPC: I'll be in there in a minute, okay.
  • LPC: We're recording your message.
  • LPC: All right, I'm with you now, buddy.
  • LPC: Hello?
  • LPC: Oh, Riley.
  • LPC: Yeah, how do I get a new VIN number for my car?
  • LPC: I need to get one right away.
  • Man(3): You can't.
  • Man(3): You have to do that to the DMV.
  • LPC: —I can’t—I need to go a different direction, buddy.
  • Man(3): Okay so, we don’t do anything with VIN numbers.
  • LPC: Okay, can you help me?
  • LPC: shut off a car alarm, like, remotely?
  • LPC: I need to make it stop.
  • Man(3): You can take out the battery.
  • LPC: Yeah, it's in someone else's car, though.
  • LPC: Should I just go in and unhook the battery?
  • Man(3): Yeah, I guess.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Man(3): You’re—you’re callin’ the wrong people, man.
  • LPC: What do you mean by that?
  • Man(3): We don't know far as we don't do anything like that.
  • LPC: Well, I need a VIN number, guy.
  • LPC: It's urgent.
  • LPC: It's imperative.
  • LPC: Alright?
  • Man(3): Alright.
  • LPC: It's vital.
  • Man(3): So, probably.
  • Man(3): Call someone else, all right?
  • LPC: I don't have time for that.
  • LPC: You're in my neighborhood, and it's kind of your...
  • Man(3): —Alright, yeah, we don’t do anything involving VIN numbers.
  • LPC: Guy, it's your duty to help me out, all right?
  • LPC: So just do what you can.
  • LPC: Oh, okay.
  • LPC: Click, okay.
  • LPC: Thank you, Major Entertainer.
  • LPC: Denver, Colorado.
  • LPC: Oriental.
  • LPC: How we have. Asian theater. Okay. Major entertainer.
  • LPC: Do you have some numerals for me, please?
  • Hickey: I've done a lot. So here's one right now. R.J. Cooper.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_10: 2.4.
  • LPC: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_10: We are naked and unashamed.
  • SPEAKER_01: MDs are with naked people.
  • SPEAKER_01: MDs even put their fingers in.
  • LPC: R.J.
  • RJ: Hey.
  • LPC: This is TIP.
  • LPC: What are you doing?
  • RJ: Wait, what's that?
  • LPC: I’m Tip!
  • RJ: Your tip?
  • LPC: Yeah, I got your number from old Ironsides up at the filling station there.
  • LPC: A guy's a friend of mine up.
  • RJ: Oh.
  • RJ: Nice.
  • RJ: Yeah, you know, just kind of doing the do, if you will.
  • LPC: Doing you thing, doing what he thinks.
  • LPC: He doing what he thing.
  • LPC: She doing what she thing, huh?
  • LPC: Man, I've noticed you were outside a lot the last couple days.
  • LPC: I'm kind of new to the area, and that's something I observe.
  • LPC: But tomorrow morning, would you mind staying indoors?
  • LPC: I got a 28-foot horse whip I like to practice with.
  • LPC: I just want to make sure everybody's out of the way inside, not outside.
  • LPC: You know what I'm saying?
  • LPC: I don't need the liability, the responsibility.
  • RJ: Well, I'm sure I could gallaband a little bit and try and keep my musings to a lesser degree.
  • RJ: Okay.
  • RJ: It's got to be agreeable with you, sir.
  • LPC: Oh, yeah.
  • LPC: I mean, I get this thing spinning around.
  • LPC: It's like a propeller flying through the air.
  • LPC: So let's get together on that and whip some stuff loose here in the morning and the end.
  • LPC: Bright and early.
  • LPC: How's that sound to you?
  • RJ: That sounds great.
  • RJ: Fortunately, I've got a big meeting tomorrow.
  • LPC: Oh, you do, huh?
  • RJ: I'd be willing.
  • RJ: Well, yeah, I mean, I'd be willing to meet up if that'd be agreeable with you.
  • RJ: and some specific juncture tomorrow morning, but, you know,
  • RJ: and there's just too much noise in the neighborhood, you know.
  • RJ: —It’s one of those things.
  • LPC: I’m afraid my whip and my goings-on take precedent, so… [inhales]
  • Man(4): X, Y's place.
  • RJ: Alright!
  • LPC: Yay, how you doing X, X, Y's Place?
  • Man(4): I'm doing well, yes.
  • Man(4): You've reached us.
  • LPC: Hey, do you have a jukebox up ‘ere?
  • Man(4): Yeah, it's a touch-tunes jukebox type deal.
  • Man(4): It's got like every stupid song you can think of.
  • LPC: You got, ah, Skip to My Lou by Sally Jessy Rafael up ‘ere?
  • Man(4): I have no idea, man.
  • Man(4): There are literally millions of songs on that thing.
  • Man(4): It's all digital.
  • LPC: She's got mad for your rhymes.
  • Man(4): So I'm sure if you asserted, I bet it would come up.
  • LPC: She’s got mad rhymes, guy.
  • Man(4): Oh, yeah.
  • LPC: Oh, fuck.
  • LPC: Is anybody there?
  • LPC: We're getting disconnected. I'm terribly sorry.
  • LPC: That's kind of par for the course here in LPC land.
  • LPC: I'm very sorry.
  • LPC: Hopefully you can hear me here tonight.
  • Max: Yo.
  • LPC: Hey, Max.
  • LPC: What's happening?
  • SPEAKER_08: Hey, who's this?
  • SPEAKER_01: This is Tip.
  • Max: Tip.
  • LPC: Tip with a T as a tortoise.
  • LPC: You feel me?
  • LPC: Tit. Yeah. What are you doing tonight?
  • Max: Uh, not much.
  • Max: I'm just watching TV.
  • Max: I got home from work at, like, seven.
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • LPC: Hey, um, I'm going to be going out of town, and I, uh, I already talked to the post office.
  • LPC: I'm just going to have my stuff sent up there, my mail, for about three weeks to your, to your place.
  • LPC: All right?
  • LPC: So just giving you a heads up on that.
  • Max: Starting, you're having your, starting this weekend.
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • LPC: Hover to your place.
  • LPC: Uh-huh.
  • LPC: Just wanted to make sure that you had a heads up on that, okay?
  • Max: starting this weekend?
  • LPC: Yes.
  • LPC: So, just didn't want you to be alarmed when you see my stuff arrive at your place.
  • LPC: I'm kind of new in the area.
  • LPC: I don't know anybody here, you know?
  • LPC: Yes.
  • LPC: Yes.
  • LPC: And, you know, if you see anything real urgent or anything like that, that's, you know, really
  • LPC: pressing, just if you'd go ahead and pay it, I'll absolutely reimburse you.
  • LPC: Okay?
  • Max: And your name is “Kit”?
  • LPC: No, tip.
  • LPC: T-I-P.
  • LPC: Tipy.
  • LPC: You never heard of me?
  • Max: At—at the beginning of the conversation, I asked you if it was “Kip” and you said, “No, it’s Kit with a T”.
  • LPC: No, I didn't.
  • LPC: I said it's a tip with a T.
  • LPC: And, you know, like, I got a leak in my roof, and I had to use a lot of water.
  • LPC: Things like that are going to result in some bills.
  • LPC: Just please go ahead and pay them, sort the rest of my mail.
  • LPC: Alphabetically.
  • LPC: What’s the matter?
  • Max: First of all, I don't know anyone named.
  • Max: Kip or Kit, and you're asking me to pay bills, and you're shipping your shit to my house?
  • LPC: Well, just be a good sport, ya know, I’m new to the area up here!—
  • Max: —Who do you—? How—? How did you—? How do you know me?
  • LPC: Well, I got your number from Old Ironsides up at the filling station.
  • LPC: Guys, a friend of mine up.
  • LPC: Yes, yes.
  • LPC: I just don’t want ya to be shocked when my mail shows up there, okay?
  • TTS: [beep] Your recording has reached the maximum length—
  • TTS: —To replay your message, press “1”—
  • LPC: —What’s that all about?
  • TTS: To delete and re-record your message, press “3”.
  • TTS: Okay.
  • LPC: Later.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • LPC: Denver, Colorado.
  • LPC: Thank you for being here.
  • LPC: It's outstanding.
  • LPC: Oriental Theater.
  • LPC: Thank you for having us tonight.
  • LPC: Thank you to Major Entertainer and to Jimmy and to Evan and to everybody down there.
  • LPC: I sure do appreciate your time.
  • LPC: Yeah?
  • LPC: Uh-huh.
  • LPC: Yeah?
  • Man(5): Hello?
  • LPC: Hey, what’s goin’ on?
  • Man(5): Hello?
  • LPC: Yeah, this is Tip.
  • LPC: What are you doing, man?
  • Man(5): Is this?
  • LPC: Tip.
  • LPC: T-I-P.
  • LPC: Can you hear or what?
  • Man(5): Yes.
  • Man(5): Who are you?
  • LPC: Hey, guy, you're ready to feel my freaking grip?
  • LPC: Once I show up, Bup.
  • LPC: Is I?
  • LPC: You ready to feel my freaking grip, guy?
  • LPC: Once I grip holding your neck?
  • Man(5): Who the fuck are you?
  • LPC: I'm tippy.
  • LPC: I'm new to the area up here, and I don't.
  • LPC: like what I see, so you and I are going to get together and work things out.
  • LPC: You feel me?
  • LPC: I'll meet you tonight, guy, at the pizza place.
  • LPC: Who are you?
  • LPC: Who are you?
  • LPC: Who are you?
  • LPC: Who are you?
  • Man(5): Who are you?
  • Man(5): Who are you?
  • LPC: I'm new.
  • LPC: My name's Tip, and I'm ready to grip you by the lip.
  • LPC: Does that work for you or what?
  • LPC: Does it work for you, Charlie?
  • LPC: Speak up.
  • LPC: No?
  • LPC: You out of here? Good. Good for you. Good for you. Good for you. Okay. We're moving right along.
  • LPC: Yes, we are.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • LPC: Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.
  • LPC: Oh, my God.
  • LPC: Hi, I am so sorry we got chopped off there.
  • Man(6): Hey.
  • LPC: Hi.
  • Man(6): Hey.
  • LPC: Hello. Are we there?
  • SPEAKER_05: No.
  • Man(6): I don't know.
  • Man(6): He left the stage.
  • LPC: Oh, okay.
  • Man(6): Yeah.