LPC: Hello.

LPC: Can you hear me?

Vivek: Yeah, we can hear you loud and hear.

LPC: All right.

LPC: If you could turn you guys up, that'd be sweet.

Vivek: Okay, we’re gonna try and… turn us up.

LPC: There you go.

LPC: Hi, everybody.

LPC: Hi.

None: Hi.

LPC: Woo!

LPC: All right.

LPC: Excellent.

Vivek: Yeah, so we've had a great

Vivek: turn out your LPC. It's

Vivek: the world premiere and we're packed

Vivek: packed in

Vivek: packed in like sardines and everyone's

Vivek: super, super thrilled.

SPEAKER_00: Fantastic.

Vivek: Reaction of the audience here.

Vivek: People have been really pleased

Vivek: with the film.

Vivek: I guess we could turn

Vivek: it over to the audience or turn it over

Vivek: to you, LPC. It's up to you, but

Vivek: does anybody have any questions for LPC? I can pass the mic

Vivek: around. Yeah, let's hear it

Vivek: for David and V.

Peepers: Sergeant Papers, how may you help you?

LPC: Yeah, Sergeant, I've got an opossum here.

LPC: He took off with my wristwatch and my billfold,

LPC: and this thing is running, wow.

LPC: So I need an officer out here.

Peepers: You’re calling the Indiana State Police.

LPC: Yes, sir.

Peepers: Where’re you located?

LPC: I’m up here in Monroe County.

Peepers: You need to call Monroe Sheriff’s Department then.

LPC: Well, we need to get a call Monroe Sheriff's Department of time.

LPC: Well, we need to get a call.

LPC: constable up here. This thing has my wristwatch, sir.

LPC: Can you send someone by and tase this animal?

Peepers: You’re a joke.

LPC: What are you trying to say? Oh, my billfold is in the teeth? My billfold is in the teeth of this wild animal, sir.

LPC: Well, hello?

LPC: Okay.

SPEAKER_01: Goodbye.

LPC: Goodbye.

LPC: All right, everybody.

LPC: Let's hear it for Dave and Vivek.

LPC: Outstanding work.

LPC: Thank you.

LPC: Ooh.

LPC: Alright!

Vivek: Does anybody have any questions for LPC?

Vivek: Can I pass the mic around?

Vivek: Anybody here want to say something to him?

LPC: Sure.

LPC: How's everybody doing?

LPC: Let's see what's going on.

LPC: Anything at all?

Man(1): If you were to pick your 50s,

Man(1): favorite American soap opera? What's your favorite sport?

LPC: Soapoper? I loved all my children.

LPC: I was younger.

LPC: Seeing the Avalanche, the Colorado Avalanche, win the Stanley Cup the first time.

LPC: Their first year as a Colorado franchise was exciting.

Man(1): Patrick, Wow.

LPC: Patrick, Wow. Patrick Woop!

LPC: So that was very special.

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: Certainly was.

LPC: Oh, big time.

TTS: I'm sorry.

TTS: But the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been set up yet.

TTS: Goodbye.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Later.

LPC: So, yeah.

Vivek: All right.

Vivek: We have somebody else here, L2P.

LPC: Sure. Sure.

Man(2): So I went ahead and, uh, commandeered that salt lick…

Man(2): And I was curious what you were thinking about, the D-Beaking processes of the poultry farmers.

Man(2): and this good nation.

LPC: [laughs] I feel that there’s far too much homogenization taking place.

LPC: You know, I really do.

LPC: And therefore, the granulated nature and makeup of the salt lick is greatly compromised.

LPC: Greatly compromised.

LPC: So that's where I'm at with that.

LPC: And if you can get one installed, don't lick it.

LPC: Do not lick that, that, that, that, that, that, that.

LPC: Or lick it a lot, a lot, a lot, lots of, lots of them up there.

LPC: Oh, yeah.

LPC: I hope that answers your question.

LPC: Homogenization, denuclearization.

LPC: Along those lines, you can lick things.

LPC: Go ahead and lick it.

LPC: Woo.

None: Woo, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who.

LPC: Yeah.

Vivek: So anybody else wanna keep this conversation going?

LPC: Yeah.

Vivek: Alright, here’s— Here’s another one.

LPC: Okay.

Man(3): Hey, thank you so much for all of you and last.

LPC: Thank you.

Man(3): I’ve always been curious about how you… come up with the names.

Man(3): Like, you pick the best names. I've always curious how you're speaking that.

SPEAKER_01: Thank you.

LPC: Oh, thank you.

LPC: What's the process behind that, you say?

LPC: Oh, you know.

LPC: Things that stick in your craw, things that stick in your memory.

LPC: Usually, if I can remember them and I don't lose them, and I string them together at a later time.

LPC: I'm not always as spontaneous as I once was or would like to be, so sometimes I write them down.

LPC: Usually I make them up, but there's a lot of ways that I come up with those things.

LPC: But, yeah, just thinking about it and writing them down.

LPC: and saying them and saying them to myself, all sorts of stuff going on up there.

LPC: I'm not going to be trying them out on Alex Trebek anymore.

LPC: So I hope you can appreciate that.

TTS: We did not get your message, either because you are not speaking or because of a bad connection.

Man(4): So, if you could have, uh, "jewels, wealth, or travel the world…?"

SPEAKER_02: Press 1.

SPEAKER_02: To record your message.

SPEAKER_02: I'll call you back.

LPC: I like Jewel.

LPC: I'm a fan of her music.

LPC: I'm a fan of her music. I'm a fan of her.

TTS: Sorry, you are.

TTS: Her work, work, work, we'll try again later.

TTS: Goodbye.

LPC: Jewel is an Alaskan treasure.

LPC: I'd like to work with her one day.

LPC: Like a drum circle kind of thing.

LPC: I'd like to have an animated Jewel special.

LPC: I'm kind of letting the cat out of the bag here a little bit, but, yeah, I'm trying to develop that right.

LPC: Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit.

LPC: So if we can work that out, I'm sure we, we, we, we, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will.

LPC: So I hope that answers that question, you know.

LPC: Or travel the world.

SPEAKER_02: It's a tossing.

SPEAKER_02: If you have reached the maximum time for message,

SPEAKER_02: press two, to erase, and re-record with your message, press three,

SPEAKER_02: to continue recording your message, press two,

Vivek: so, LPC, I've got a, I've got a question for you.

LPC: Yes, yes.

Vivek: Yeah, what's next, LPC?

Vivek: Are you still there?

Vivek: You always said you wanted to make this, 30-year-old.

LPC: To listen to your message, press two, to erase and re-recorded.

LPC: Yeah! Uh… what next, you said?

SPEAKER_02: Hi, you have reached liquor in Smith, Chris.

VM: Sorry, no one is available right now.

LPC: I am working on Longmont Potion Castle, 16.

LPC: I'm, uh, up to about 25, 30 minutes, so I'm doing that.

LPC: And, you know, it used to take me three, four years to complete an album.

LPC: And I will remind you, my good man.

LPC: that these are essentially double, triple albums,

LPC: especially considering the length of the records that are coming out now.

LPC: So, yeah, four or five years it would take oftentimes.

LPC: I hope seriously that it doesn't take anywhere near that long,

LPC: but I am working on that every chance I get.

LPC: I want it to be really good.

LPC: But otherwise, I just look forward to talking to people about this movie.

LPC: I mean, it's so new.

LPC: I want to see how much enjoyment.

LPC: I can possibly get out of it.

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: Hi.

Woman (1): I’m a consumer of… ointment.—

LPC: What did you say?

Woman (1): I’m a consumer of… ointment.

LPC: Oh, yeah.

LPC: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

LPC: I think I know where you're going with this.

LPC: Uh-huh.

LPC: Well, start out with some talcum powder, maybe like an emery board.

LPC: Just take it slow.

LPC: Get comfortable, you know, get real comfortable, get horizontal.

LPC: I'd like to see it get horizontal, is what I'd like to see happen.

LPC: So make that happen.

LPC: Let me know how you feel.

LPC: And now we will certainly take it from there.

LPC: And I'm trying to get Mario Van Peebles on the line.

LPC: Maybe he can share his thoughts.

LPC: We shall see if he picks up.

LPC: Hey, Mario.

LPC: Oh, who's good?

LPC: Hey, Mario, this is Tad.

LPC: Hey, man, uh, listen, I left a big, big duffel bag full of marshmallows over there on your, on your side, on your property.

LPC: Can you hand them to me if I come over?

Mario: I’m not sure I understand what you’re saying.

LPC: Uh, marshmallows.

LPC: I dropped, I dropped them on your side of the property.

LPC: I just want to get them back.

LPC: It's got four or five hundred marshmallows in there.

LPC: Does that work?

SPEAKER_04: I'm not sure.

Mario: I'm not sure.

Mario: Who do you think you're talking to?

LPC: To Mario.

LPC: I got your number from the mailman.

LPC: You feel me?

Mario: And you left some marshmallows on my property?

LPC: I did.

LPC: It wasn't my proudest moment.

LPC: But, yeah, I'd like to get them back.

Mario: I'm not sure what you said.

Mario: What property is that?

Mario: I think you might have the wrong Mario.

LPC: Well, why don't you try listening up, guy?

LPC: I'm trying to be polite here.

LPC: I could just take them back, you know, and hop the feds and come get on me.

SPEAKER_02: What are you talking about, tough guy?

LPC: Do you want to arm wrestle or what do you want to do here?

LPC: Why don't you just reimburse me?

Mario: I'm not sure.

LPC: Marshnell?

LPC: Yeah, marshmallows.

LPC: Oh, sure.

LPC: Big time.

LPC: Oh, yeah.

LPC: I go big.

LPC: I don't wait for Halloween.

LPC: You know, I go now.

LPC: Anytime I feel like it.

Vivek: I think you got the wrong number.

None: Okay.

LPC: I think you need to recap.

LPC: sinner, big man. What do you say to that?

LPC: Oh, goodbye to you, then.

LPC: Goodbye to you, sir.

LPC: Mario Van Peebles, everybody.

LPC: How's everybody doing?

SPEAKER_00: Oh, punk?

SPEAKER_00: Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.

SPEAKER_06: So I hope that answered your question.

SPEAKER_06: You know, don't take any stuff from your neighbor.

LPC: I know about being neighborly.

LPC: It's important to keep the peace.

SPEAKER_02: But, you know, if somebody pulls a Mario Van Peeples on you,

LPC: you know, stand up for yourself.

SPEAKER_02: Stand up for your marshmallows.

LPC: That's all, you know, it's important to remember.

LPC: So I can tell you.

LPC: I'll agree.

LPC: So, yeah.

Man(6): What color is Tasmanium syrup?

Man(6): And does it cure things?

Gavin: Hello, you've reached Gavin Wallace Ellsworth.

Gavin: I'm not available right now.

Gavin: So please lead your name and number at the beep, and I will get back to you as soon as I can.

LPC: Well, I was hoping to get a professional on the line.

LPC: And, uh, Tasmanian syrup.

LPC: That's pretty weird.

LPC: It's pretty damn weird.

LPC: Oh, boy.

LPC: There's, there's some healing properties, sure.

LPC: Oh, yeah.

LPC: But I don't know what color it is.

LPC: What color is it?

LPC: Jeez, that's really weird.

LPC: I heard fish respond really well to it.

LPC: So… I’m gonna try that out about 2 AM tomorrow!

Man(6): A cod or fried?

Man(6): Cod?

LPC: Minnows.

LPC: I've got about 2 to 300 minnows here.

LPC: I suppose I could try it here at home first.

LPC: Um, put him in the Vatican.

SPEAKER_04: Uh, okay.

LPC: The Vatican?

SPEAKER_01: Oh.

SPEAKER_01: I'm glad you're cold, but I'm not home.

SPEAKER_01: But I'll be back before too long.

SPEAKER_01: You gotta leave.

SPEAKER_06: No, but I could do so.

SPEAKER_06: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but no, no, but no, no, no, but no, no.

SPEAKER_06: I can go, pirate.

Vivek: Hey, LPC, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna get ready for the next screening.

Vivek: But, uh, thanks so much.

LPC: No, thank you.

LPC: Oh, my God.

Vivek: And we'll be, uh, well, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll catch you

Vivek: the next greeting then.

LPC: Peace.

LPC: Take care, everybody.

LPC: Thank you so, so much.

LPC: Thank you so much.

Vivek: Thanks.

Vivek: Bye, peace.