SPEAKER_01: Hello?

SPEAKER_00: Hi, is Brandon available, please?

SPEAKER_01: Uh, speaking.

SPEAKER_00: Oh, hi, my name's Malone.

SPEAKER_00: I'm calling from Coachella.

SPEAKER_00: How do you do?

SPEAKER_01: Good.

SPEAKER_01: I'm a little busy right now.

SPEAKER_01: How can I help you?

SPEAKER_00: Oh, I just had a few questions for you.

SPEAKER_00: I got your number from Chase, Coleman.

SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know Chase.

SPEAKER_00: Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: So we're just setting up Coachella,

SPEAKER_00: and I just wanted to ask for a little bit of feedback.

SPEAKER_00: from you on what we're doing, just as a representation of millennials kind of thing.

SPEAKER_00: I'll keep it brief, because I know you're busy.

SPEAKER_01: Okay.

SPEAKER_01: Do I get a free Coachella pass at the end of this?

SPEAKER_01: We can give you two.

SPEAKER_00: We can give you two.

SPEAKER_01: Really?

SPEAKER_01: Wow.

SPEAKER_00: Okay, so just what is your opinion on some of these bands here that we've been looking at?

SPEAKER_00: So just whatever you think, anything at all, whatever comes to mind.

SPEAKER_00: Okay.

SPEAKER_00: Dump Humber.

SPEAKER_01: That sounds like a outrageous name.

SPEAKER_00: Outrageous, got it.

SPEAKER_00: Okay.

SPEAKER_00: Yucky Lump.

SPEAKER_01: I actually have a cousin name that same.

SPEAKER_01: That's that name.

SPEAKER_00: Oh, your cousin's in the band?

SPEAKER_00: Well, I guess you're biased on that one.

SPEAKER_00: Nun, mummy.

SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01: That's what happens when you take too much cocaine.

SPEAKER_00: Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: None, mom.

SPEAKER_00: Uh, blubber dump.

SPEAKER_01: It almost sounds like this is a joke.

SPEAKER_00: Hey, these bands today, boy, I tell you, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00: It's beyond me.

SPEAKER_00: Somebody's this.

SPEAKER_00: Uh, okay.

SPEAKER_00: Uh, skunk fungus.

SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's a cool one.

SPEAKER_01: Reminds me of some mushrooms or some, uh, hallucinogenic.

SPEAKER_00: Hallucinogenics, got it.

SPEAKER_00: Um, Rump jungle.

SPEAKER_01: No comment.

SPEAKER_00: Okay.

SPEAKER_00: Uh, as for our other attractions at Coachella, uh, how likely are you to visit a 3D flea circus?

SPEAKER_00: Not at all likely, somewhat likely, likely, or extremely likely.

SPEAKER_01: Likely.

SPEAKER_00: Okay, likely.

SPEAKER_00: How likely are you to donate a tooth to charity?

SPEAKER_00: Not at all likely, somewhat likely, likely, likely or extremely likely.

SPEAKER_01: Unlakely.

SPEAKER_00: Excellent, excellent.

SPEAKER_00: Um, while at Coachella, and we're going to wrap this up soon, I know you're busy.

SPEAKER_00: While you're at Coachella, how likely are you to attend the Anthony Keatis Book Club?

SPEAKER_00: Definitely will not, probably will not, probably will, or definitely will.

SPEAKER_01: Anthony Keetis?

SPEAKER_01: Of course.

SPEAKER_00: Book club, okay, super.

SPEAKER_00: Um, Brandon, how likely are you to rent stilts to improve sightlines to the stage?

SPEAKER_00: Definitely will, probably will, probably will not, definitely will not.

SPEAKER_00: definitely will not? Just got a couple more here.

SPEAKER_00: How likely are you to attend a break dancing class with Rivers Cuomo?

SPEAKER_00: Definitely will, probably will, maybe will, probably will not. Definitely will not.

SPEAKER_00: Maybe.

SPEAKER_00: Okay. At Coachella, how likely are you to take your child to daycare run by Flavor Flav?

SPEAKER_00: Definitely will, probably will. Okay.

SPEAKER_01: Flavor Flav?

SPEAKER_01: There has to be a joke.

SPEAKER_00: Okay.

SPEAKER_01: Right. Are you actually going to give any tickets at the end of this?

SPEAKER_00: I can give you two. I can give you two. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then just a couple of general questions that we ask all attendees at Coachella. Is a PDF final? True or false?

SPEAKER_00: False.

SPEAKER_00: False. Okay. An echo is to dripping water. What reverb is to running water. True or false?

SPEAKER_00: True. Okay. A data lake can be contaminated just like a water lake. True or false?

SPEAKER_00: True or false? Okay. Uh, you can use flume to load data from logs into Hadoek. True or false?

SPEAKER_00: What? What do we do with Cotele? This is something our programmers and our partners put on. It's the last question, actually.

SPEAKER_01: Okay, repeat it?

SPEAKER_00: You can use Flume to load data from logs into Hadoop.

SPEAKER_00: True or false?

SPEAKER_00: True.

SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, Dynamite.

SPEAKER_00: Thank you for providing Coachella with this valuable data.

SPEAKER_00: We ourselves use Scoop to import the data into Hadoop.

SPEAKER_00: So that's what we do here.

SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and hey, congratulations on your recent acquisition.

SPEAKER_00: That has got to.

SPEAKER_00: feel great up there. Huh?

SPEAKER_01: I hate you. You're not giving

SPEAKER_01: any tickets, are you?

SPEAKER_00: You must be feeling dynamite up there, huh?

SPEAKER_00: You must be feeling dynamite up there. Are you fixing to get buck wild this weekend?

SPEAKER_00: Are you fixing to do?

SPEAKER_00: Wild this weekend?

SPEAKER_00: No, what do you fixing to do?

SPEAKER_00: What do you fixing to do?

SPEAKER_01: I want two three tickets, Chase.

SPEAKER_01: I'll chase. I want two three tickets.

SPEAKER_01: You have earned it.

SPEAKER_01: Get all right.

SPEAKER_01: Take care of, so.