SPEAKER_01: Spokeshop, how can I help you?

SPEAKER_00: Hi, yeah.

SPEAKER_00: Are you an Erbsman?

None: Yeah, I'm right.

SPEAKER_00: That's some phone you got there.

SPEAKER_00: Where'd you get that phone?

SPEAKER_00: Radio Shack or what?

SPEAKER_01: What you need, sir.

SPEAKER_01: You don't have to concern about my phone.

SPEAKER_00: Well, you should be concerned.

SPEAKER_00: You're like,

SPEAKER_01: yeah.

SPEAKER_00: Why don't you get a new phone?

SPEAKER_01: Come down to the store.

SPEAKER_01: Yeah, give me some money, extra money, like $1,000, $2,000.

SPEAKER_01: I can buy a new phone then.

SPEAKER_00: Sounds like you're sky high, fellow.

SPEAKER_00: You're in La La Land, if you ask me.

SPEAKER_01: Sir, what you need, sir, what you need?

SPEAKER_01: I need you to get your feet on the ground.

SPEAKER_01: We don't have to discuss about my phone or anything.

SPEAKER_01: We are talking.

SPEAKER_01: I am professionally asking you what you need, so I can help you out, sir.

SPEAKER_00: I need you to get a new phone so we can have a conversation.

SPEAKER_00: I'll do that, sir.

SPEAKER_00: Yeah, get right on that, would you?

SPEAKER_00: Go out and get one today then, okay?

SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay, thank you.

SPEAKER_00: Sound good?

SPEAKER_00: I need to unwind here.

SPEAKER_00: I need to get some products that will help me unwind.

SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what product you need.

SPEAKER_01: You are not telling me what product you need.

SPEAKER_01: Stop coughing.

SPEAKER_01: What do you need?

SPEAKER_00: What do you sell?

SPEAKER_00: You got pipes?

SPEAKER_01: We have pipes.

SPEAKER_00: Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: I think you are really high right now.

SPEAKER_00: Do you think we can get into a special soup?

SPEAKER_00: That's what I need is a medicinal soup.

SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we can do that for you.

SPEAKER_01: Come down to the store.

SPEAKER_00: You're going to lay on the ground?

SPEAKER_01: I can lay anywhere where you won't, okay?

SPEAKER_00: You're going to lay on the sidewalk when I'm done knocking you around.

SPEAKER_00: You ready for that one?

SPEAKER_01: Okay.

SPEAKER_01: Just go fuck yourself first, then stop coughing, then give me the blow, okay?

SPEAKER_00: Do you sell any gargoyles there?

SPEAKER_01: Are you fucking out of your mind, buddy?

SPEAKER_00: I want to buy a gargoyle or a, like a vampire?

SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we have the vampire.

SPEAKER_01: Come to the store and I'll shove it up your ass.

SPEAKER_00: Listen, let's do a little business here.

SPEAKER_01: I don't want any business from you.

SPEAKER_01: You are asking something, asshole things.

SPEAKER_01: This is a smoke shop.

SPEAKER_01: This is not a vampire shop, okay?