SPEAKER_03: Hello?

SPEAKER_01: Hey, yeah.

SPEAKER_01: This is Daddy Jack, calling with Welfare World.

SPEAKER_01: And just calling because we're going to be by your place on Wednesday

SPEAKER_01: to pick up any unwanted firearms.

SPEAKER_01: It's a gun take-back program and we give you a few gift cards as well.

SPEAKER_01: And that's a three o'clock on Wednesday here.

SPEAKER_03: Oh, is that right?

SPEAKER_03: Are you going to suck my fucking dick, too?

SPEAKER_01: Sir, can you be professional?

SPEAKER_03: Why don't you suck my fucking dick?

SPEAKER_03: I'm fucking dick and lose my number.

SPEAKER_01: This is Daddy Jack, Guy.

SPEAKER_01: Hi, Steve.

SPEAKER_01: Oh, hi, Steve, yeah.

SPEAKER_01: I was just calling because on Monday, we're going to be by your place to pick up any unwanted

SPEAKER_01: firearms.

SPEAKER_01: It's a hassle-free gun takeback program, and we'll be over there two o'clock.

SPEAKER_01: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you talk about?

SPEAKER_01: Oh, here on Monday.

SPEAKER_01: I don't know anything about you guys.

SPEAKER_01: I'm with Intel Phone here.

SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't even know what Intel phone is.

SPEAKER_01: It's a gun takeback program that's quick, fun, and easy.

SPEAKER_01: That's all there is to it.

SPEAKER_01: We give you a gift card.

SPEAKER_01: What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01: No, get out of here.

SPEAKER_01: I don't know anything about this.

SPEAKER_03: Who the hell are you?

SPEAKER_01: I don't know you, people.

SPEAKER_01: We accept long guns like shotguns plus handguns.

SPEAKER_01: What are you talking?

SPEAKER_03: I don't want to have anything to do with you people.

SPEAKER_03: Yellow?

SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is Dorff with Nimrod Pavilion.

SPEAKER_01: Just calling because we're going to be by your place on Monday to pick up any unwanted firearms.

SPEAKER_01: It's a hassle-free gun takeback program.

SPEAKER_01: And you do receive a gift card.

SPEAKER_02: Who the hell wants to give up their firearms?

SPEAKER_01: Oh, we repurpose weapons into car parts, artwork, garden tools, anything like that with guns you don't want or need any longer.

SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's pretty dumb.

SPEAKER_02: People like to keep their guns.

SPEAKER_02: So I'm going to let you go.

SPEAKER_02: How'd you got my number anyways?

SPEAKER_01: From the NRA.

SPEAKER_01: Listen, we'll be there Tuesday at 2 p.m.

SPEAKER_02: Wait, wait, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02: You're not going to be any place, number one.

SPEAKER_01: Oh, no?

SPEAKER_02: Okay.

SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's correct.

SPEAKER_02: I didn't invite you any place.

SPEAKER_01: Well, you get a gift card fair and square.

SPEAKER_02: Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: What's your first name?

SPEAKER_01: I'm Dorf.

SPEAKER_02: Dorf.

SPEAKER_02: Okay, what's your last name, Dorf?

SPEAKER_02: Squib.

SPEAKER_02: Dorff Squib.

SPEAKER_01: Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: I'm Grecian, sir.

SPEAKER_01: So show a little respect here.

SPEAKER_02: Cool story.

SPEAKER_02: Is your name Dorf or dork?

SPEAKER_01: Dorf.

SPEAKER_02: Dorff.

SPEAKER_02: Oh, I thought maybe it was dork.

SPEAKER_01: What do you think of that?

SPEAKER_02: Anyway, dork, have a good day.

SPEAKER_01: Let's just meet man-to-man like that, then, huh?

SPEAKER_01: If you want to call me names.

SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, no, that's no problem.

SPEAKER_01: Oh, no.

SPEAKER_02: No problem at all.

SPEAKER_01: No problem at all. I'll meet you over at Michaels.

SPEAKER_02: No. Okay. Cool story.

SPEAKER_01: See how tough you are at that time, smart guy.

SPEAKER_01: I'll meet you in the store.

SPEAKER_01: Listen, dork.

SPEAKER_01: Go have a good day.

SPEAKER_01: We're going to get the guns, and you're going to get the gift card.

SPEAKER_01: Just get used to it.

SPEAKER_01: You're a dork, okay?

SPEAKER_01: And trumps you daddy.

SPEAKER_01: I'm going to pretend.

SPEAKER_01: I didn't hear that.

SPEAKER_01: Oh, is this funny to you?

SPEAKER_02: Hey, have a good day.

SPEAKER_01: Yeah, goodbye.

SPEAKER_01: Oh, hi, Mr. Franco?

SPEAKER_00: No, what are you looking for?

SPEAKER_01: For Mr. Franco, this is Daddy Jack, calling

SPEAKER_01: from Hair Salonro.

SPEAKER_00: I have no idea who you're looking for.

SPEAKER_00: There's nobody you hear by that name or even close.

SPEAKER_01: Okay?

SPEAKER_01: We're going to be by there on Wednesday to collect

SPEAKER_01: any unwanted firearms.

SPEAKER_01: It's a gun takeback program, and we give you some gift cards.

SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but this is not, there's nobody here by that name.

SPEAKER_00: I don't even know who the fuck that is.

SPEAKER_00: Well, that doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_00: I mean, I could trace you, and,

SPEAKER_00: and have you arrested.

SPEAKER_00: It doesn't matter who you are.

SPEAKER_00: We're going to take your guns.

SPEAKER_00: You understand that?

SPEAKER_00: You know what stop means?

SPEAKER_00: S-T-O-P.

SPEAKER_00: Do you understand gift cards?

SPEAKER_00: What is wrong with you?

SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're going to give you some gift cards for your guns.

SPEAKER_00: What is wrong with you?

SPEAKER_00: I told you to stop calling me.

SPEAKER_00: I don't give a fuck who you are, where you are.

SPEAKER_00: There's nobody here by that name.

SPEAKER_00: I don't care what name is.

SPEAKER_00: I don't care what your name is.

SPEAKER_00: We're going to take your guns.

SPEAKER_00: Why are you bothering me?

SPEAKER_00: Stop fucking calling me.

SPEAKER_00: Listen.

SPEAKER_01: No.

SPEAKER_00: Stop!

SPEAKER_01: Listen to me.

SPEAKER_00: I will fucking find you, and I will arrest you.

SPEAKER_00: And not only that, I'll hurt you.

SPEAKER_01: You'll arrest me.

SPEAKER_00: You want to keep on the line?

SPEAKER_01: Well, we're going to take your guns and give you gift cage.

SPEAKER_01: Does that sound fun?

SPEAKER_00: Do you want me to trace you and come after you and hurt you?

SPEAKER_01: No.

SPEAKER_00: Okay, then shop.

SPEAKER_00: Stop.

SPEAKER_00: If you call me back again, I'm going to have you traced and hurt.

SPEAKER_01: I'm from hair salantro, and we're inspired by flavor.

SPEAKER_03: Where is going from?

SPEAKER_03: It's Greek.

SPEAKER_03: That explains his love of lamb.