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The Longmont Potion Castle · 2026

Hoyn Squointz

Track 22 · 300 seconds

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  • SPEAKER_03: Jason won books and records.
  • SPEAKER_05: Hi, I was looking to buy a record.
  • SPEAKER_03: Okay, which record are you looking for?
  • SPEAKER_05: The one that goes hoian and a nayan and hya no nine and a noian and a newian and a nayan.
  • SPEAKER_03: I wish I could have recorded that because that was so funny.
  • SPEAKER_05: Well, I think it's by hoinsquoints.
  • SPEAKER_03: Hmm, I don't know that bad.
  • SPEAKER_05: They're playing it in all the skill cranes around town, so I shazammed it, and that's what it said.
  • SPEAKER_03: I just checked.
  • SPEAKER_03: I don't have it.
  • SPEAKER_05: I don't have it.
  • SPEAKER_02: Recycled down.
  • SPEAKER_05: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_05: I would like to buy a CD today.
  • SPEAKER_02: What are you looking for?
  • SPEAKER_05: It's that one where the song goes, no, no, no, no, no, nigh, and a hyena, no, nighian, no, nighian, no, no, no, hi, and no, no, hi, and no, no, hoi, and no, no, hi.
  • SPEAKER_02: Nope, don't have any Israeli music right now.
  • SPEAKER_05: It's by Swozy Kurtz.
  • SPEAKER_02: No, I've never seen a Swozy Kurtz record.
  • SPEAKER_02: As far as I know, she never did a record.
  • SPEAKER_05: Who?
  • SPEAKER_02: Swozy Kurtz.
  • SPEAKER_02: Omaha's own Swozy Kurtz.
  • SPEAKER_02: I do have a John Travolta record, though.
  • SPEAKER_02: I do have a Wizard of Oz-related record.
  • SPEAKER_02: I do have George Burns.
  • SPEAKER_02: I do have Keith Carradine.
  • SPEAKER_02: No, Swozy.
  • SPEAKER_02: She never did any records that we know of.
  • SPEAKER_02: If you can't find it in California, you can't find it anywhere.
  • SPEAKER_05: It's like,
  • SPEAKER_06: Trashman.
  • SPEAKER_06: Bird, bird.
  • SPEAKER_06: Bird is a word.
  • SPEAKER_06: Iris.
  • SPEAKER_05: Hi, I was looking for a record today.
  • SPEAKER_05: We look for it.
  • SPEAKER_05: It's that song.
  • SPEAKER_05: It kind of goes like...
  • SPEAKER_05: It's by...
  • SPEAKER_05: No, no, no, no, na, n'u-la-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h------------------------h---h---h.
  • SPEAKER_05: It's by...
  • SPEAKER_05: Clemen Schleons.
  • SPEAKER_05: They're from Macedonia.
  • SPEAKER_01: Um, I have no clue what you're talking about.
  • SPEAKER_01: Did you...
  • SPEAKER_01: Did you...
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm like the song, or is that the name of the song?
  • SPEAKER_05: And the song is all like...
  • SPEAKER_05: Spell it again, please.
  • SPEAKER_05: Don't sing the song anymore.
  • SPEAKER_05: I don't need you to sing the song anymore.
  • SPEAKER_05: It's...
  • SPEAKER_04: I'm going to hang up if you do that again.
  • SPEAKER_04: If you do that again.
  • SPEAKER_05: It's hoins-quoints.
  • SPEAKER_04: Stop singing the song and just spell the artist's name.
  • SPEAKER_05: They're from Macedonia, I've said.
  • SPEAKER_04: I understand what you're saying.
  • SPEAKER_04: I'm asking you just spell it again.
  • SPEAKER_04: It doesn't matter.
  • SPEAKER_04: That doesn't do anything.
  • SPEAKER_05: Well, they're Macedonian.
  • SPEAKER_05: Doesn't that mean anything to...
  • SPEAKER_04: It doesn't mean anything to me, and I'm trying to find the spelling, and Google is not bringing up the way you're spelling.
  • SPEAKER_05: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_05: I don't know how to spell the lyrics.
  • SPEAKER_05: I do not know.
  • SPEAKER_04: I'm not asking you to spell the lyric. I'm asking you to spell the name of the artist.
  • SPEAKER_05: The name of the artist is hoin squointz.
  • SPEAKER_05: Yeah, H-O-Y-N on that.
  • SPEAKER_04: Spell the squints. Spell it.
  • SPEAKER_05: Squoints.
  • SPEAKER_04: Nope, nothing.
  • SPEAKER_04: Macedonia.
  • SPEAKER_04: You're going to have to do your own search on that.
  • SPEAKER_05: Why not?
  • SPEAKER_05: If you want to do a credit card, Hoy on the need.
  • SPEAKER_05: Hi, I was looking for a record today.
  • SPEAKER_04: What are you looking for?
  • SPEAKER_05: The song, it's like,
  • SPEAKER_05: Do you know, no, no, hi, and the hoi, and the hughy in the hugh.
  • SPEAKER_05: It's playing in all the claw machines around town.
  • SPEAKER_03: I do not know what song they play in the claw machines in arcades.
  • SPEAKER_05: It's a good tune, you know, on that one.
  • SPEAKER_03: I know it's a good tune.
  • SPEAKER_03: I'm so sorry.
  • SPEAKER_03: Goodbye.
  • SPEAKER_05: Record chap.
  • SPEAKER_05: Hi, I was looking to buy a record.
  • SPEAKER_05: Sure, which one are you looking for?
  • SPEAKER_05: Is that song it's like, hoi'o yon, no, nigh on the head.
  • SPEAKER_05: I don't know, and a high, and I don't know, man.
  • SPEAKER_07: And it's like, I don't know, man.
  • SPEAKER_05: And it's like, no, no, no, nine.
  • SPEAKER_05: And it's like, no, no, hoi, and then, hi, and a hyan, and a new, hoion, and then,
  • SPEAKER_05: no, no, nine, and a, hoya, no, no, nine, and a here,
  • SPEAKER_05: the new, no, new, nine, and a high, and the, hi, and the new, no, no, nine, and a high, and a high and a
  • SPEAKER_08: I appreciate the laugh.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_08: I'm going to order two copies for you right now.
  • SPEAKER_00: Okay, and I'm going to order a hoi, and then, do you know,
  • SPEAKER_00: a new, nine, and a hay, and a new, nine, and a hay, and a new, nine, and a hay, and a
  • SPEAKER_00: new, and a new, nine, and a hay, and a new, nine, and a high, and I'm going to order,
  • SPEAKER_08: special order, two copies for you, so you can, you can fade them back and forth.
  • SPEAKER_05: Dynamite.
  • SPEAKER_08: All right.
  • SPEAKER_05: Hey, look after yourself.