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The Longmont Potion Castle · 2026

Goop Saw

Track 24 · 87 seconds

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Aliases: Teller

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  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_00: Hey, is Emilio around?
  • SPEAKER_01: Senior or junior?
  • SPEAKER_00: A senior.
  • SPEAKER_01: Senior?
  • SPEAKER_00: A senior, yes, ma'am.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, who's coming?
  • SPEAKER_00: This is teller.
  • SPEAKER_01: Teller, okay, hopefully.
  • SPEAKER_00: Sure.
  • SPEAKER_01: Teller.
  • SPEAKER_01: What can we do for you?
  • SPEAKER_00: I need to talk to him about a jigsaw.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm at the hardware store here.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, I think you have the wrong number.
  • SPEAKER_00: No, I'm afraid I don't.
  • SPEAKER_00: Just let me talk to Emilio Sr. please.
  • SPEAKER_01: What do you want?
  • SPEAKER_01: What do you mean a jigsaw?
  • SPEAKER_01: What's a jigsaw?
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, he touched the thing, and he got a bunch of residue on there.
  • SPEAKER_00: I want to know if he intends to buy the jigsaw, ma'am.
  • SPEAKER_01: He touched it and got stuck on it?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_01: He doesn't even go to the hardware store.
  • SPEAKER_01: He's staying home for the next two weeks.
  • SPEAKER_00: Not now.
  • SPEAKER_00: We kicked him out.
  • SPEAKER_00: He was getting goop all over the place.
  • SPEAKER_01: Goop?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he put residue onto our jigsaw.
  • SPEAKER_00: Madam.
  • SPEAKER_01: You have the wrong number.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't even know who the fuck you are, what you want.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't know how you got our number.
  • SPEAKER_00: We want to be paid.
  • SPEAKER_00: Oh.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I still need to talk to Amelia.
  • SPEAKER_00: Okay?
  • SPEAKER_00: I just do.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, guys.
  • SPEAKER_01: Stop.
  • SPEAKER_01: We've already reported to the police.
  • SPEAKER_00: Oh, no.
  • SPEAKER_01: You're a predator.
  • SPEAKER_01: Everybody already is aware of that.
  • SPEAKER_00: Oh, my.
  • SPEAKER_01: We'll fucking shoot you, motherfucker.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll kill you.
  • SPEAKER_00: Bye.
  • SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
  • SPEAKER_00: You got it all wrong.