SPEAKER_03: Hi, this is Caleb Friendly, and I'm new in town. Oh, sure. I'm new in town. I'm a pygmy monk,

SPEAKER_03: and I just wanted to come by and introduce myself to you.

SPEAKER_04: Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop. You're a what?

SPEAKER_03: Pigmy monk. I just wanted to introduce myself since you'll be seeing me around the neighborhood.

SPEAKER_04: What do you want for me?

SPEAKER_03: Nothing. There's no charge or anything. I just wanted to introduce myself, and I have a cookie for you here today.

SPEAKER_03: So, yeah. So, yeah. And I'll be stopping by.

SPEAKER_03: I have these things.

SPEAKER_03: I hope you don't. And I have a pumpkin dump. It's like a dumpling made out of pumpkin.

SPEAKER_04: Okay, by the way, I'm armed. So, you know, if you just come by, you might lose a foot or an end. You're okay with that, right?

SPEAKER_03: Hey, I'm going to have to bite you if you try to shoot me. You understand?

SPEAKER_03: Because I'm not kidding around. I just wanted to say.

SPEAKER_04: Who fuck are you? Why? Why? Would you stop calling?

SPEAKER_04: What? I'm Caleb friendly.

SPEAKER_04: calling me. Stop! Stop calling! I swear to God, I'm getting pissed off here.

SPEAKER_04: Stop fucking calling me. Do you understand the word stop or calling me?

SPEAKER_03: I have a cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie.

SPEAKER_03: So I'll see you in a minute, all right? I just wanted to let you know up here. Yeah, yeah, come on up here.

SPEAKER_04: Yeah, come on up. You know where I am, right?

SPEAKER_03: Uh, where are you at again?

SPEAKER_04: No, you tell me.

SPEAKER_03: I'm a pig.

SPEAKER_03: Pigmy Monk. That's what I am.

SPEAKER_04: I don't give a fuck who you are.

SPEAKER_03: Oh.

SPEAKER_04: Listen to me. Come on up. I don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_04: Who the fuck you are? You want to give me a cookie? I'll take a cookie. Just stop calling me.

SPEAKER_03: I'm going to lick your shin. That's what I'm going to do.

SPEAKER_03: Hello?

SPEAKER_03: Hey. Yeah, this is Caleb Friendly. I'm a pygmy monk, and I'm new in town, so I was just going to stop by your place in a minute. I brought a cookie for you.

SPEAKER_03: Just introduced myself to you. I'm about four feet tall. I figured I might as well say hi.

SPEAKER_03: So you'll be seeing me around.

SPEAKER_02: Do you have a flat head so I can put a beer on it?

SPEAKER_03: No.

SPEAKER_03: I'm about four feet tall.

SPEAKER_03: That's perfect.

SPEAKER_02: If you're four feet tall and you've got a flat head, I can put a beer on your head while you're sucking my dick.

SPEAKER_03: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03: Don't do this to me, please.

SPEAKER_02: I want to hear it on speaker.

SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to be right over, okay. I just think we got off on the wrong foot, foot, foot.

SPEAKER_03: So I wanted to say hi.

SPEAKER_03: Hi, hi, hi.

SPEAKER_02: I just want to make me, you got a flat head.

SPEAKER_02: So while you're sucking my dick, I can rest my beer.

SPEAKER_02: And I don't have to bend too far.

SPEAKER_03: I'm a monk, okay?

SPEAKER_03: And I'm just trying to say hi to you.

SPEAKER_02: So come on over.

SPEAKER_02: Bring a cookie and have an appetite because I'm going to watch your cookie down with some spunk.

SPEAKER_03: I don't drink beer, beer, beer.

SPEAKER_04: We ain't talking about beard.

SPEAKER_03: Why don't you be polite, polite?

SPEAKER_04: Hello, California.

SPEAKER_03: Hi, Irma.

SPEAKER_03: How's it?

SPEAKER_03: I'm going today.

SPEAKER_03: How are we?

SPEAKER_04: Excuse me.

SPEAKER_04: There's an echo on the line.

SPEAKER_03: Oh, let me try switching phones here.

SPEAKER_00: Hold on a second.

SPEAKER_03: Can you hear me now?

SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's better.

SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's real nice.

SPEAKER_03: Okay, so my name's Caleb Friendly.

SPEAKER_03: And I'm a pygmy monk, so I just thought I better say hi because you'll be seeing me around.

SPEAKER_03: Okay.

SPEAKER_03: Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03: Hello, Irma.

SPEAKER_04: I have no idea what you're about or anything.

SPEAKER_03: I'm about four feet tall, so I thought I better introduce myself, because you'll be seeing me around.

SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04: Around.

SPEAKER_03: Does that sound good, too?

SPEAKER_03: I got a cookie for you.

None: Ah.

SPEAKER_04: Good God, pig me.

SPEAKER_03: I just want to come by and say hi to you.

SPEAKER_03: Oh, no, no.

SPEAKER_04: Go good.

SPEAKER_04: Bye, blah, blah, bye, pig me.

SPEAKER_03: Can't you just be polite, please?

SPEAKER_04: No.

SPEAKER_04: You sound like some sort of another something.

SPEAKER_03: Oh.

SPEAKER_03: Hello?

SPEAKER_03: Oh, hi.

SPEAKER_03: Is that Zach?

SPEAKER_04: Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: Oh, hi.

SPEAKER_03: Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: I'm new here in town, and I wanted to stop by.

SPEAKER_03: I'm a pygmy monk.

SPEAKER_03: I just wanted to introduce myself, and I've got a peanut butter cookie, too, okay?

SPEAKER_03: And I just wanted to let you know, you know, who I am, and I'm a monk and everything, too.

SPEAKER_00: Well, I got a monkey, too.

SPEAKER_00: a couple problems with that.

SPEAKER_03: Oh, no.

SPEAKER_00: One, I'm allergic to peanut butter.

SPEAKER_00: Two, you're so short. I don't think I'm going to see you.

SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're probably right.

SPEAKER_03: I'm terribly sorry.

SPEAKER_01: Hello?

SPEAKER_03: Oh, hi. Yeah, I'm new in town, and I'm a pigmy monk, and I just wanted to come by and I just wanted

SPEAKER_03: to come by and introduce myself, and I have a cookie here today, too, for everybody on the block.

SPEAKER_03: A cookie?

SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so I just wanted to let you know that I'll be coming by, if that's all right.

SPEAKER_01: Sounds good to me.

SPEAKER_03: Oh, real good.

SPEAKER_03: See, I'm about four foot tall.

SPEAKER_01: So you're technically a midget?

SPEAKER_03: Pygmy Monk.

SPEAKER_03: Yes, sir, that's what I do, four, five, three.

SPEAKER_03: So that's all I'm doing today, because you should probably get to no miss before you start seeing me around.

SPEAKER_03: You know, nobody's perfect, but.

SPEAKER_03: I'm as close as it gets, and I figure you could peep my nuance and my hustle, because I'm on fleek.

SPEAKER_03: I may be pigmy, but I'm on fleek, you feel me?