Album cover for The Longmont Potion Castle
The Longmont Potion Castle · 2026

David Koechner

Track 2 · 122 seconds

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Aliases: Zack Jordash

Establishments: Ghost Woman


  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: Hey, this is Zach Jordash.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm up here, a ghost woman.
  • SPEAKER_01: That's where I'm located.
  • SPEAKER_01: How are we today, sir?
  • SPEAKER_01: Who is it?
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm Zach with Ghost Woman.
  • SPEAKER_01: How are you, Dave?
  • SPEAKER_01: I was calling for David.
  • SPEAKER_00: What do you want?
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm a spokesperson.
  • SPEAKER_01: We're over here at Ghost Woman, and I was going to see if we could do some endorsement for you.
  • SPEAKER_00: You seem like a real fucking butthole.
  • SPEAKER_01: No, we're going to represent you.
  • SPEAKER_01: We're going to treat you right.
  • SPEAKER_01: Here it goes woman.
  • SPEAKER_01: And I would like to put some work in for you.
  • SPEAKER_00: I doubt that anyone enjoys your company.
  • SPEAKER_00: I think you're probably a smug shit fuck.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, you can't?
  • SPEAKER_00: You can't.
  • SPEAKER_00: You can't?
  • SPEAKER_01: Sir, let's just try to set an appointment.
  • SPEAKER_01: Get a projection?
  • SPEAKER_01: This is Ghost Woman.
  • SPEAKER_01: You feel me?
  • SPEAKER_00: You're boring.
  • SPEAKER_01: You want to meet?
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll show you how fun and exciting I am, big man.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm going to fucking cut you from your fucking dick to your fucking stomach.
  • SPEAKER_01: Can you please be professional?
  • SPEAKER_00: You're a fucking dip shit who looks for people's numbers.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't think, though, if you think you're,
  • SPEAKER_00: cute, but you're fucking stupid.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm a ghost woman up here.
  • SPEAKER_00: You're a hero.
  • SPEAKER_01: You want a piece of me?
  • SPEAKER_00: I can't understand you fucking garbage pail.
  • SPEAKER_01: You want a piece of me?
  • SPEAKER_01: Tough stuff?
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll be right.
  • SPEAKER_00: You're a fucking coward.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll give you a piece of me right now.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll give you a piece of me right now. I'll give you a piece of me right now.
  • SPEAKER_01: Let's do it, fuckhead.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll give you a piece of me right now.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'll meet you at midnight tonight.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll meet you at midnight time.