The Longmont Potion Castle · 2026

Carlisle Wild 2

Track 23 · 179 seconds

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SPEAKER_01: Fuck out.
SPEAKER_01: These happen before happening.
SPEAKER_01: Excuse me, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01: Barbara City, how can we help you?
SPEAKER_00: Hey, are you all buzzing up there today?
SPEAKER_00: Are you all buzzing up there today?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, definitely, definitely.
SPEAKER_01: Everything is great.
SPEAKER_01: You're having a debate.
SPEAKER_01: You never heard of a snapper sandwich?
SPEAKER_00: I want to know, are you cutting hair today?
SPEAKER_01: Yo, come through, come through.
SPEAKER_01: Come through, yeah, I'm cutting hair right now.
SPEAKER_00: My name's Ricky Dyke.
SPEAKER_00: That's who I am.
SPEAKER_01: Your name is Ricky Dyke?
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
SPEAKER_01: Mr. Ricky Dyke, we'll see you shortly.
SPEAKER_00: I got your number from Carlisle Wild.
SPEAKER_00: Now, he says you cut us hair all the time.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay, that makes sense.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, my name is H.
SPEAKER_00: Hey, H.
SPEAKER_00: I need to get a buzz cut for tonight.
SPEAKER_00: I need to get a fade and get real fuzzy on top.
SPEAKER_00: I need to get clipped, all right?
SPEAKER_00: Come through.
SPEAKER_00: Come through, I got you.
SPEAKER_00: I'll do it.
SPEAKER_00: Now, listen, do you got a selfie station here.
SPEAKER_01: A selfie station?
SPEAKER_01: Yes, we have one.
SPEAKER_00: Okay, because I need to take some pictures of my new haircut.
SPEAKER_01: You got it, brother.
SPEAKER_01: You got it.
SPEAKER_01: We got you.
SPEAKER_00: Now, hey, one other thing, do you guys got like a bowl of peanuts or something?
SPEAKER_00: I needed a little something to eat.
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm going to be honest with you.
SPEAKER_01: If you make it here in time, we might even have some ladies to take the picture with you.
SPEAKER_00: No way.
SPEAKER_01: But if you don't make it ahead of time, you'll be taking it by yourself.
SPEAKER_00: If I don't make it in time, I'll be booking a disappointment.
SPEAKER_00: You feel me?
SPEAKER_01: That's what I...
SPEAKER_01: That's what I...
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, who are you, bro?
SPEAKER_01: Hey, yo, bro, what's going on?
SPEAKER_00: My name's Ricky Dyke.
SPEAKER_01: Ricky Dyke, right?
SPEAKER_01: I'm from Zanzibar.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're an avatar.
SPEAKER_00: I'm from Zanzibar.
SPEAKER_00: So that's where I'm from, and I don't hold back.
SPEAKER_00: I don't rinse words.
SPEAKER_00: None of that.
SPEAKER_01: Excellent.
SPEAKER_01: We look forward to see you.
SPEAKER_00: Now, tell me something.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know where you is or where you is not located.
SPEAKER_00: Where you are?
SPEAKER_01: 82 Park Avenue, brother.
SPEAKER_01: 82?
SPEAKER_01: One of the finest places.
SPEAKER_01: in New York City.
SPEAKER_00: Some sucker gave me the whole wrong direction.
SPEAKER_00: I'm completely diagonal from you people.
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you?
SPEAKER_00: What am I supposed to do?
SPEAKER_00: I need a head cut tonight.
SPEAKER_01: Well, Mr. Ricky Dyke, if you come now?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we got strippers right now for you.
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah?
SPEAKER_01: That's a fact.
SPEAKER_01: Come on.
SPEAKER_00: What do you want, Lou?
SPEAKER_00: Now, we got Bluetooth.
SPEAKER_00: We got a Bluetooth.
SPEAKER_00: You got a Bluetooth, you got a selfie station, you got all of that.
SPEAKER_00: Now, I need to get clipped.
SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm talking about.
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Come on down, Mr. Ricky Dyke.
SPEAKER_00: We're going to take care of you, all right?
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to talk to you, and I'm going to talk to you.
SPEAKER_00: And I'm not going to talk at you, you, right?
SPEAKER_01: Excellent, excellent.
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_01: Remix.
SPEAKER_01: You know, Mr. Ricky Dyke, we look forward to see you.
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm going to see you.
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to find my way up there, one way or the other.
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
SPEAKER_01: 82 for a cabinal, okay?
SPEAKER_00: All right.
SPEAKER_01: See you shortly.
SPEAKER_00: All right.