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The Longmont Potion Castle · 2026

Carlisle Wild 1

Track 19 · 179 seconds

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Aliases: Carlisle Wild

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  • SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_02: Hi, yeah, this is Carlisle Wilde, Colin.
  • SPEAKER_02: How are we today?
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm doing fantastic. I'm...
  • SPEAKER_00: Sorry, I'm a little confused. I don't think you have the right person.
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh, of course I do. Of course I do.
  • None: Uh, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_02: So, uh, what time do you have here? What time is it?
  • SPEAKER_00: What time is it?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm trying to set my watch here.
  • SPEAKER_02: What time have you got?
  • SPEAKER_01: I've got 6.15 in the morning.
  • SPEAKER_01: What do you have?
  • SPEAKER_02: Sixth, John...
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay, hold on.
  • SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
  • SPEAKER_02: All right.
  • SPEAKER_02: So I'm Carlisle Wild, and like I said.
  • SPEAKER_02: Sounds great.
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm calling about my flag.
  • SPEAKER_02: My flag flew away in the wind, and it's already touched down once on a barbecue caught on fire.
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh.
  • SPEAKER_02: But it took off again, blown wild.
  • SPEAKER_02: Just down the street, I could use.
  • SPEAKER_02: a hand here just trying to catch the thing with some rope here.
  • SPEAKER_02: Any chance you could give me a...
  • SPEAKER_02: I'll give you a few dollars.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, absolutely. What street did a blowdown?
  • SPEAKER_02: Uh, so it's all about y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, no, I see what happened.
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay, yes.
  • SPEAKER_01: You're looking for Danny Burnside. He lives on...
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm actually a few blocks down.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm on...
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, you've got the wrong person.
  • SPEAKER_01: You're calling Dave.
  • SPEAKER_01: You're looking for damn.
  • SPEAKER_02: Could you please just lend a hand?
  • SPEAKER_02: I consider you a top-notch neighbor.
  • SPEAKER_02: I certainly would.
  • SPEAKER_02: You'd be one for the history books.
  • SPEAKER_02: My flag is flying away, sir.
  • SPEAKER_02: It's already touched down on someone's barbecue,
  • SPEAKER_02: and now it's flying on.
  • SPEAKER_02: All right, so what street is it on?
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, this is a very common mistake.
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh?
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're looking for Dan, because Dan lives on...
  • SPEAKER_01: Rai.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, my name is Dave.
  • SPEAKER_01: I live on...
  • SPEAKER_01: Burd-de-br-br-br...
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
  • SPEAKER_02: I see what you got.
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_01: Don't feel bad this kind of thing happens all the time.
  • SPEAKER_02: Now, would he be receptive to a...
  • SPEAKER_02: to a...
  • SPEAKER_02: Something like this.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_01: He's always down for a good...
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_02: Well, thank you, kindly.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're quite welcome.