Album: Best Before '24

Year: 2024

Track: Multi-Harry

• Charles: Hi, this is Charles.
  
• LPC: Charles, this is Harry Boyardee calling.
  
• LPC: How are you today?
  
• Charles: Good.
  
• Charles: How can I help you?
  
• LPC: Yes, I was giving your number because I was talking to people about renting an apartment.
  
• LPC: You know where I got your number actually?
  
• LPC: Was a Rotary Club meeting.
  
• LPC: You know where people hand out contact information and listings from people throughout the community?
  
• LPC: And I was given your number on a list of apartments there.
  
• LPC: How are you doing today?
  
• Charles: Hi, this is Charles.
  
• LPC: Charles, it's Harry Boyardee.
  
• LPC: I think we got cut off.
  
• LPC: I apologize about that.
  
• Charles: That's okay.
  
• LPC: But I'm new to Connecticut.
  
• Charles: Okay.
  
• LPC: And I was just calling about an apartment.
  
• LPC: Somebody said that you would be a good person to contact.
  
• Charles: Who would that be?
  
• LPC: Oh, from the Rotary Club?
  
• LPC: I think they were from a hardware store, actually.
  
• LPC: But there's some great work they're doing over there.
  
• LPC: Oh, can you hear that?
  
• Charles: Yes.
  
• LPC: Oh, I'm sorry.
  
• LPC: I was playing piano while I was dialing the telephone.
  
• LPC: I didn't know you could hear it.
  
• LPC: I'm sorry.
  
• LPC: I mean, no offense, but with some of these guys I talk to, it's like, which of your tedious questions shall I answer next?
  
• LPC: So I would like to rent an apartment.
  
• LPC: I'm brand new to Connecticut.
  
• LPC: I moved here from Rancho Cucamonga, California, about ten days ago.
  
• LPC: And I wanted to just say hi to you because I'm living out of a moving truck right now.
  
• Charles: Okay.
  
• LPC: Um, so do you by chance have any vacancies that we could talk about?
  
• Charles: I'm with an architect right now.
  
• Charles: I can't really talk right now.
  
• LPC: Okay.
  
• Charles: What music sounds like?
  
• Charles: there's a guitar or something in the background.
  
• LPC: Oh, you can hear that?
  
• Charles: Yes.
  
• LPC: Oh, I'm sorry.
  
• LPC: I was playing guitar while I was talking to you.
  
• LPC: I'm sorry.
  
• Charles: I thought you were playing piano.
  
• LPC: Well, I was, but you said you didn't like it, so I stopped.
  
• Charles: I didn't say I didn't like it.
  
• Charles: I said I'm trying to hear you, but the music's louder than your voice.
  
• LPC: Oh my gosh, I sure am sorry about that.
  
• LPC: I started playing guitar there, too.
  
• LPC: I would love to talk to you.
  
• LPC: I understand you're busy.
  
• LPC: Can I send you a deposit?
  
• LPC: Just to get the ball rolling.
  
• LPC: Yes, sir.
  
• Charles: No, it doesn't work like that.
  
• Charles: But right now I'm sitting with an architect.
  
• Charles: Can I call you back?
  
• Charles: Or you call me later today?
  
• LPC: I've got a lot of architectural ideas I'd like to..
  
• Charles: Hi, this is Charles.
  
• LPC: Charles.
  
• LPC: Hi, it's Harry Boyardee, from Rancho Cucamonga, and everything.
  
• Charles: Okay.
  
• LPC: Hey, so you know, I remembered who it was who gave me your phone number.
  
• Charles: Yeah.
  
• LPC: You know, Desiree Bucket at the hardware store.
  
• LPC: It was her who originally gave me your phone number.
  
• Charles: I think this whole thing is a scam.
  
• Charles: I think you're just goofing around.
  
• LPC: Listen, friend.
  
• Charles: I'm not dealing with you no more.
  
• LPC: I'm just looking for an apartment, please.
  
• Charles: You're calling from a thousand different phone numbers.
  
• Charles: You're doing all kinds of things.
  
• Charles: You're playing the piano, then the guitar, then the piano.
  
• Charles: You're doing all kinds of stuff.
  
• Charles: Lose my number.
  
• Charles: I'm calling the police now.
  
• LPC: I understand you don't want any music in your apartment.
  
• LPC: I understand that.
  
• LPC: Okay.
  
• Charles: I'm giving the police your name and your phone numbers that you've called me.
  
• Charles: Goodbye.
  
• Charles: Hi, this is Charles.
  
• LPC: Hey, Charles.
  
• Charles: Yes.
  
• LPC: Hey, work with me, man.
  
• LPC: I can pay your rent every day, seven days a week on an apartment.
  
• LPC: Okay.
  
• Charles: Listen to me, listen to me.
  
• Charles: I've already taken your name and your phone number to the police station.
  
• Charles: I have to go right now.
  
• Charles: I'm with my air conditioning people.
  
• LPC: Oh, it's going to get hotter than hell up there if you don't give me what I need.
  
• LPC: Because I'm tired of fooling around.
  
• LPC: I'm tired of messing around.
  
• LPC: I'm tired of messing around.