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Longmont Potion Castle · 1988

Voice Mail Mysteries

Track 65

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  • Maxine (1): Chris, it's Misty.
  • Maxine (1): Bye.
  • Maxine (1): I don't think me and Halo taken off.
  • Maxine (1): I'm trying to kill someone.
  • Maxine (1): Bye.
  • Man (2): Hi, I'm calling for Robert.
  • Man (2): He said he ran into Cornelius Fiddlebone.
  • Man (2): He gave Robert the elastic and the helium is in the mailbox.
  • Man (2): That's the message I was supposed to give you.
  • Man (2): Bye.
  • Man (3): Hi, I have a message from Robert for Chris.
  • Man (3): I ran in, he says, I ran into Cornelius Fiddlebone.
  • Man (3): and he gave me the elastic giraffe.
  • Man (3): He said go inside his mailbox.
  • Man (4): I guess your message is done.
  • Man (4): All right.
  • Man (4): This is for Chris from Ian.
  • Man (4): Grandpa Settlebone gave Cornelies to all lesbians.
  • Man (4): He admitted helium around 1205.
  • Man (4): He has to use an elastic alligator in his mailbox.
  • Man (4): And also Carrie Fisher's marbles were in the suitcases.
  • Man (4): It's about it.
  • Man (4): All right.
  • Man (4): Left the pockets, guys.
  • None: Thank you.