LPC: Uhh... Do you have anything by Ellen, uh, Prack?

Clerk: Who?

LPC: Ellen Prack.

Clerk: No, I sure don't.

LPC: Um, or she plays the bank.

Clerk: I haven't even heard of it.

LPC: Pardon?

Clerk: I haven't even heard of that one.

Clerk: I think we don't have it stock.

LPC: Um. 'Kay, do you have anything by The Melons?

Clerk: Melons?

LPC: Yes.

Clerk: No.

LPC: Um, I was looking for a couple other releases.

Clerk: Uh-huh.

LPC: The Apes?

Clerk: Nope.

LPC: How come?

Clerk: Because those just aren't things that are generally stocked by the local warehouse.

LPC: Um, how about, uh, um, eel brain?

LPC: That is, like, that is a real bad.

LPC: What'dya hang up for?

Clerk: I didn't.

LPC: Yeah ya did.

Clerk: Pardon me?

LPC: Yeah, you did.

LPC: I was just looking for some band and you hung up on me.

Clerk: No, I'm sorry.

Clerk: There was a connection.

Clerk: I did not hang up on you.

LPC: Yeah, you did. I heard you hang up.

LPC: Well, do you have, you'll, you got then?

Clerk: No, I sure don't. That... you asked me that about two weeks ago.

LPC: No, I didn't.

Clerk: Is there any particular reason why you keep calling me and doing this?

LPC: Well, I've called, this is the first time I've phoned you.

Clerk: This is the third time I've spoken with you personally on the phone.

LPC: I'm looking for these releases. That's my only reason for calling you.

LPC: I'm looking for these records, and I'm prepared to buy them.

Clerk: Yes, well, I'm sorry, but every time that you've called, you've given me a by them.

Clerk: you've given me a bunch of those. We do not carry any of those. Most of them are imports.

Clerk: If you'd like to try to work extracts, I'm sure that they can probably order them for you.

LPC: You'll probably get it.

LPC: But you don't have anything by Carla Winfrey?

Clerk: No, I sure don't.

LPC: How about Melinda Stuttered?

Clerk: Mhhhm... What kind of music is it?

LPC: Um, well. I don't know, she just does like a [beep] bunch of sheet me... met... metal variations.

Clerk: No, I don't see a listing for it.

LPC: It's okay, there's two more I was looking for it.

LPC: It's called an Ape Butt.

Clerk: Nope.

LPC: That is banned and they're on Enigma.

LPC: Do you carry that?

Clerk: No.

LPC: Why not?

Clerk: Well, most of those are,

Clerk: one can't carry anyway without having an over 18 rule on them, so we stay away from them.

LPC: Oh, no, they're not offensive in any way.

LPC: They're not offensive in any way.

LPC: They just have a weird name.

LPC: Um.

LPC: Let's see.

LPC: How about, uh, Darla Clacker?