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Longmont Potion Castle · 1988

Polynesian Showgroup

Track 4

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  • Man (1): Pardon me?
  • LPC: Would you do that?
  • SPEAKER_01: No, I wouldn't.
  • LPC: Why not?
  • LPC: I paid...
  • Man (1): It's not within a professional level of entertainment.
  • Man (1): Thanks.
  • SPEAKER_01: So, more.
  • LPC: Yeah, I need to hire someone.
  • Woman (2): Uh-huh.
  • Woman (2): So what?
  • SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
  • LPC: We're a band.
  • SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
  • LPC: And we're going to be playing live.
  • LPC: And when we're on stage, we needed someone to hire someone to, like, wrestle with us when we're playing.
  • LPC: We're fully, uh, we're consenting and everything.
  • LPC: We just wanted them to, you know, wrestle us.
  • LPC: that we're playing inspiration.
  • Woman (2): What?
  • Woman (2): Run that by me again.
  • Woman (2): Well, uh, you called the Polynesian show group is what you call.
  • LPC: Right, I want-- [beep] ...some...some Sa- Samoan men to wrestle us.
  • Woman (2): Samoan men, oh, males.
  • Woman (2): Men.
  • LPC: Do you have Samoan females, available that--
  • LPC: Do you wrestle us now?
  • Woman (2): Uh, uh, not, no, not,
  • LPC: I would pay a very reasonable money for this to be done.
  • LPC: this to be done.
  • LPC: No money is like of no concern in this.
  • LPC: This one, do you do that?
  • Woman (2): What is this for?
  • LPC: '[delayed]' We're just playing live, and we wanted to, like... you know, hit us and stuff like that...
  • Woman (2): What's the name of your band?
  • LPC: What is the name of it?
  • Woman (2): Uh-huh.
  • Woman (2): What?
  • Woman (2): Yeah.
  • Woman (2): And where are you playing at?
  • LPC: Did you get that name?
  • Woman (2): Guns that own men.
  • Woman (2): Right.
  • LPC: Right.
  • LPC: What's that?
  • Woman (2): I don't know.
  • LPC: So, uh, can you have some Samoan wrestlers do that?
  • LPC: So... uh... could you have some Samoan wrestlers do that?
  • Woman (2): Um, there may be this one here.
  • Woman (2): this one huge guy that I mean, he is huge.
  • Woman (2): How much money is involved?
  • LPC: Uh, I would pay up to 5 or $6,000.
  • LPC: That's pretty much the budget for this.
  • Woman (2): Yeah, but what if they're not wrestlers?
  • LPC: Well, that's what I'm going to kick us and stuff like that.
  • Woman (2): You're not going to do anything to them?
  • LPC: Pardon?
  • Woman (2): You're not gonna do anything to them?
  • LPC: No.
  • Woman (2): Where is this going to be held at?
  • LPC: Ah... it's going to be held in my garage.
  • Woman (2): In your garage?
  • Woman (2): Yes.
  • Woman (2): You're, isn't it for the public to view?
  • LPC: Yeah, but I have a very large [beep] parking garage, in my building... and it's...
  • Woman (2): Oh, you have a business?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Woman (2): Oh, ours, ours, ours, our...
  • LPC: 1731 Blake.
  • Woman (2): 1731 Blake... um.
  • LPC: Do you have, like, people, like, like, hit us with sticks?
  • LPC: Would you, like, some of the lady wrestlers hit us with sticks?
  • Woman (2): If we get hurt.
  • LPC: You don't get hurt, I mean, just...
  • LPC: It's more of the visual thing.
  • Woman (2): You mean, um, I mean, explain the purpose of it be.
  • Woman (2): Are you going to fight back?
  • Woman (2): Are you going to be playing instruments while they're doing this?
  • LPC: Right.
  • Woman (2): Okay, are you going to fight back?
  • LPC: [delayed] I would probably, um... I would probably... well, the... the other members would probably kick him, yeah.
  • Woman (2): And how long will this go on?
  • LPC: Pardon?
  • Woman (2): How long will it go on?
  • LPC: Will what go on?
  • Woman (2): The wrestling. Or, the bo... or the fighting, or whatever it is.
  • LPC: Two hundred and ten minutes.
  • LPC: So that's just like...
  • LPC: over three hours.
  • Woman (2): Will there be breaks, or, or... what?
  • LPC: No, just straight.
  • Woman (2): Is this for a video or something?
  • Woman (2): No, no, no.
  • Woman (2): But they will...