Man: Good afternoon, packaging store. May I help you?

LPC: Oh, yes, I was wondering if you could package, uh, a little bit of Nipper for me?

Man: Oh, wise guy again, huh?

LPC: Excuse me?

Man: Wise guy again, huh?

LPC: Wise...

Man: Good afternoon, packaging store. May I help you?

LPC: Um, yes, I was wondering how much it would be to package ten pounds of Nipper.

Man: Hey, I got more as you to play the silly games, okay?

Man: I know who you are, so just keep it up, and you're going to have the Jefferson County Sheriff's call on you.

Man: This is getting tiresome.

LPC: See, I was just asking if you could--

Man: Good afternoon, packaging store. May I help you?

LPC: Yes, sir. Nipper is a gardening product.

Man: No, it isn't.

LPC: Yes, it is.

Man: Okay. Then bring it in. I'll be glad to pack it up.

LPC: How much would about ten pounds of it cost to be packaged, is what I'm asking.

Man: I don't know, I've never seen it, so, sight unseen it's hard to ask... find out.

LPC: Would you continue...

Man: Good afternoon, packaging store. May I help you?

LPC: Um, yes, sir, I was wondering whether... if when it was packaged, would it be a problem to conceal Nipper?

Man: Hey, this is getting tiresome, buddy.

Man: There's a federal law against this sort of stuff.

Man: Did you know that?

LPC: Would you conceal nipper for me?

Man: Huh?

LPC: Would you conceal nipper in an artichoke?

Man: I don't know.

Man: If you want to bring it in here, I'll take a look at it and pack it up.

Man: Otherwise, don't bother me, okay?

LPC: So you would conceal nipper into an artichoke for me?

LPC: Go get me a jolly or answer real fast, late?

Man: I don't know.

LPC: Sir?

Man: Good afternoon.

Man: Package in store, may I help you?

LPC: Um, yes, sir, I was wondering if it would be a problem to package a Nerf football?

Man: Bring it over and I'll take a look at it.

LPC: Would you package it?

Man: Yes, you could.

LPC: You would?