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Longmont Potion Castle · 1988

Fingerhut

Track 50

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  • LPC: You ordered the helium muffin.
  • Ray: Pardon me?
  • LPC: You ordered the helium muffin. [beep]
  • Ray: Helium Muppet?
  • LPC: Pardon me?
  • Ray: Order the helium?
  • LPC: Muffins.
  • Ray: Helium Muppets?
  • Ray: That what address?
  • LPC: Muffin.
  • Ray: Muffin, what a dress?
  • Ray: Well, helium, what is it supposed to be used for?
  • LPC: Hey, did - it's a helium sprocket.
  • Ray: Helium sprocket.
  • Ray: Well, it might have been, was it for a Robert Rico?
  • LPC: Uh-huh.
  • Ray: Okay, well, then that's what's for them on the step so low.
  • Ray: Yeah, to Robert Rico? A helium socket? Is that what you're saying?
  • Ray: A helium bracket.
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Ray: Well, but Robert Rico ordered it, I guess he ordered it, yeah.
  • Ray: There are some people.
  • LPC: Did he order a lamb?
  • Ray: A what?
  • LPC: Lamb.
  • Ray: Lamb?
  • LPC: Yes.
  • Ray: I really don't know.
  • Ray: Did he get a lesbian?
  • LPC: Did he get a helium lesbian?
  • Ray: I really don't know what you're tryin' to say.
  • LPC: What, I'm sorry?
  • Ray: I really don't understand what you're tryin' to say.
  • LPC: Did he... did Robert Rico pick up a helium lesbian?
  • Ray: I really don't know.
  • Ray: If he picked up a helium lesbian, no, I don't.
  • Ray: No, I'm just repeating what you said.
  • LPC: Which is?
  • Ray: You're talkin' 'bout a helium socket, right?
  • LPC: Uh-huh.
  • Ray: From Fingerhut, right?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Ray: I really don't know what you're tryin' to say.
  • Ray: I really don't understand your conversation.
  • Ray: because you would have to talk to him
  • Ray: and at this time he's not at home.
  • LPC: Is he with that helium lesbian, or...?
  • Ray: I don't... I don't know what you're tryin' to say.
  • LPC: What do you mean?
  • Ray: A helium lesbian.
  • Ray: What it the hell is a helium lesbian?
  • LPC: What is it?
  • Ray: Yes.
  • LPC: You tell me, you ordered it.
  • LPC: You ordered the lesbian?
  • Ray: No, I didn't.
  • Ray: Well,
  • Ray: Are you bringing something from Fingerhut?
  • Ray: The person I was talking to said something '[beep]' about a lesbian, helium, now what the hell is he talkin' about?
  • LPC: What he's saying?
  • LPC: I'm the supervisor here, but did you go over that again?
  • Ray: Okay, I told him that there is somethin' here for a Robert Rico. Is that who it's supposed to be shipped to?
  • LPC: Right.
  • Ray: Okay. '[beep]' Robert Rico is at, uh, the hospital.
  • Ray: I really have no knowledge of what he ordered.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • Ray: First he said somethin' about a helium socket, or a lamp or whatever.
  • LPC: Uh-huh.
  • Ray: Then he said something about a helium lesbian.
  • Ray: I really don't understand what kind of item this is because I did not order it.
  • Ray: I didn't understand his conversation.
  • LPC: Let me interrupt you for a second.
  • LPC: He said helium lesbian?
  • Ray: That's what he said.
  • LPC: Go over to that part again.
  • LPC: I just don't, I'm not following you there.
  • Ray: Well, he said something about a helium lesbian.
  • Ray: Did I order a lesbian?
  • Ray: you. Now, I don't know if he meant it as an item or to be cute.
  • Ray: Fucking sarcastic, whatever.
  • Ray: Now, whatever Robert Rico order from Anger Hut, that's whatever he ordered he ordered.
  • LPC: Helium putty. [beep] So can we go ahead and take that out to you?
  • Ray: Helium putty.
  • LPC: Uh-huh.
  • Ray: I didn't order no helium putty.
  • Ray: Putty.
  • LPC: Huh?
  • Ray: A putty.
  • Ray: P-U-T-T-Y.
  • Ray: Right.
  • LPC: Right.
  • Ray: I don't know what the hell that is.
  • Ray: I didn't order nothing from Finger Hut.
  • Ray: I have no dealing with Finger Hood.
  • LPC: No, it's not familiar.
  • LPC: It's just the Helium Putty Center, I guess.
  • Ray: Helium Putty Center.
  • LPC: Mmhmm.
  • Ray: No, I didn't order nothing.
  • Ray: I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Ray: I really don't.
  • Ray: I don't understand what the item is.
  • Ray: I don't know what it is.
  • Ray: And I don't know if it's to a Robber Rico here.
  • Ray: Is this off the Finger Hood or what?
  • Ray: I don't know.
  • Ray: I really don't know because he doesn't know.
  • Ray: He's the one that deals with fingerhead, not me.
  • LPC: Okay, but I owe you Ray, right?
  • LPC: Raymond.
  • LPC: I owe you a helium flicket.
  • Ray: I don't know.
  • Ray: I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Ray: I really don't.
  • LPC: Okay, so what don't you understand about that?
  • Ray: I don't know what the hell it is. [laughs]
  • SPEAKER_00: Which what is?
  • Ray: A helium flicket.
  • Ray: You know, I'm not trying to be cute.
  • Ray: I really don't know what the item is or the product is.
  • Ray: I really don't.
  • SPEAKER_00: It's already become a long way from,
  • SPEAKER_00: I live from Lebanon.
  • Ray: Lebanon.
  • LPC: to be brought to your home, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_00: No one.
  • Ray: Who is a sender?
  • LPC: It's from Adalo Chaka.
  • Ray: I don't know no Donald Chakka.
  • Ray: And the owners of the homeowner or something, I think you better be dealing with them
  • Ray: because I really ain't going to be paying for something that I don't know nothing about,
  • Ray: Anastika.
  • Ray: I don't know, no Donna Saccat or whatever it is from Lebanon.
  • Ray: I'm really, I'm sorry.
  • LPC: But the one I'm talkin' 'bout's the helium butt sprocket.
  • Ray: I don't know what the hell of a huge butt sprocket is.
  • Ray: Is that just an item that he ordered from Fingerhut?
  • LPC: Which item are you referring to?
  • Ray: Oh, God.
  • Ray: The one you're just talking about this pretty large package was.
  • Ray: You're talkin' 'bout the butt sprocket, right?
  • LPC: Are you familiar with that last product?
  • Ray: No, I'm not. I'm not even familiar with the first product.
  • SPEAKER_00: Which?
  • Ray: Any of 'em.
  • LPC: What's the last one that I need to deliver?
  • LPC: Just I just forgot.
  • Ray: Just bring all your packages after five o'clock.
  • Ray: You should be here.