Album cover for Longmont Potion Castle
Longmont Potion Castle · 1988

Exotic Cookies 1

Track 9

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  • Man (1): I have no idea what you're saying.
  • Man (1): Would you spell that out?
  • Man (1): Exotic lotion cookies?
  • Man (1): Listen, mister.
  • Man (1): I don't know who you are or what you want.
  • Man (1): I didn't order any cookies from anybody,
  • Man (1): and I don't want to see you on my property.
  • Man (1): Is that clear?
  • Man (1): '[beep]' --You come by, and I'll run you off the place...!
  • Child (2): What lesbian?
  • Child (2): Lesbian cookie?
  • Woman (3): Bull. Shit.
  • Man (4): You better not.
  • Man (4): You better not bring anything out here.
  • Rich (5): I didn't order any exotic potion cookies.
  • Rich (5): I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Rich (5): I am not paying nothing.
  • Rich (5): I didn't order nothing.
  • Rich (5): I DIDN'T MAKE NO FUCKIN' ORDER, BUD... BUDDY!
  • Rich (5): You're not bringing it on out.
  • Rich (5): What in the hell are you talking about?
  • Woman (6): What are you talking about?
  • Rich (5): You're not bringing shit to me, buddy.
  • Rich (5): I said, where are you talking about?
  • SPEAKER_02: Tell me.
  • Rich (5): Who am I?
  • Rich (5): I'll tell you what, buddy.
  • Rich (5): You've got about five seconds to tell me what the fuck is going on.
  • Rich (5): I'm calling the goddamn cops.
  • Woman (7): Just a minute. Did you order cookies?
  • Man (8): What the hell are you talking about?
  • Man (8): Who ordered an exotic lotion cake?
  • Man (8): Oh, bullshit... I did not order a package.
  • Man (8): Do you have something in writing?