Man: Hello?

LPC: Yeah, I was calling about the video game that you're selling.

Man: Yeah?

LPC: Wizard of Wor?

Man: Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: What's up?

LPC: Yeah, I wanted to buy it.

Man: Sure.

LPC: Actually, I wanted to trade something for it.

Man: Um, hold on.

LPC: Huh?

Man: Hold on a second.

LPC: What do you do in the game?

Man: Oh, it's just like, you have this little dude, and you have to go shoot all.

Man: You have to go shoot all these aliens and stuff and this wizard dude.

LPC: You have to shoot a wizard dude?

Man: Yeah.

LPC: Is it bad, or what?

Man: It's okay for a 1981 game.

LPC: It's bad.

LPC: It's got a joystick on it.

Man: Yeah.

LPC: You bet.

LPC: You bet it does.

LPC: Yeah, I wanted to trade something for it.

LPC: I've got putty.

Man: Well, you're gonna have to talk to someone else about the money parts.

SPEAKER_00: It's pretty.

LPC: It's... putty, not money, though.

Woman: Yeah?

LPC: Uh... yeah, I wanted to trade something for Wizard of Wor?

Woman: Uh, what?

LPC: I wanted to trade, um, some, like, putty.

Woman: Putty?

LPC: Uh-huh.

LPC: If that's acceptable.

Woman: I don't know that I would have any use for putty.

Woman: What kind of putty are you talking about?

LPC: Chewable?

Woman: Nah, I don't think I'd be.

Woman: Nah... uh... I don't think I'd really have any use for it.

LPC: How about a zebra?

Woman: A zebra.

Woman: Yeah, I'd clean up after him.

LPC: Huh?

Woman: I would have to clean up after him. [laughs]

LPC: Um... how about like, something like bronze statuary, or hummels, or... any pottery, or...?

Woman: Well... that's really why I'm trying to sell this, is because I'm trying to... get--

LPC: I have some souvenir spoons, or... um... some, you know, rugs and stuff...

LPC: Some, you know, rugs and stuff.

Woman: I'm really trying to eliminate some stuff around the house.

Woman: That's why I make more room.

Woman: I don't really need to fill it up with something else.

LPC: How about wrought iron? Or teak?

Woman: Uh... don't really need any of that, either.

LPC: How about a '67 Mercury Cougar?

Woman: A '67 Mercury Cougar.

LPC: Mm-hmm.

LPC: Mmhmm.

Woman: Does it run?

LPC: Yes.

Woman: What shape is it in?

LPC: Um... it's missing all four doors... and all the... all the wheels and tires. And windows.

Woman: Hmm... no, I don't think I'd have any use for that, then.

LPC: Could I come over and play it?

Woman: Hmm.

LPC: I mean, just for a quarter each time...

Woman: Nah.