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Longmont Potion Castle III · 1995

Wedge Of Mackerel

Track 14

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  • LPC: Yes, I was interested in a wedge of mackerel.
  • Man: Um, this is the pharmacy?
  • LPC: Yes.
  • Man: A wedge of mackerel?
  • LPC: Yes.
  • Man: Um, I don't know anything about a wedge of mackerel.
  • LPC: Um, I was interested in purchasing that item.
  • Man: What's that?
  • LPC: I was in-
  • Man: We don't... we don't carry that stuff here.
  • LPC: What?
  • Man: Wedge of mackerel.
  • LPC: Um.
  • Man: This is the pharmacy.
  • LPC: Yes.
  • LPC: Yes. Um, I was wondering if I could... if you sell hunk... uh, hunk of tortoise?
  • Man: What? Who is this?
  • LPC: Uh, pardon?
  • Man: Who is this?
  • LPC: Tanya Lubbock.
  • Man: Tanya Lubbock?
  • LPC: Yes.
  • Man: What is that?
  • LPC: Another shouldn't have a hunk of tortoise.
  • Man: [laughs] Ahh, I'm sorry, I can't help with you with either one of those things.
  • LPC: You don't have either of those items available?
  • Man: No, I don't. No.
  • Man: And I doubt I'll have anything else a lot.
  • LPC: Do you have any bottled--
  • LPC: Do you have any bottled squid potion?
  • Man: No.
  • Man: Is this a high school project?
  • LPC: Uh, no, I'm a postgraduate, postgraduate college.