Woman: Hello?

LPC: Yes, um... can I get some, uh, bird putty from you?

Woman: You know, we just have a sausage.

LPC: How much would that cost?

Woman: I can't get it for you.

LPC: Why not?

Woman: You start again?

Woman: I'm going to call the police on you, you know that?

LPC: What's the problem?

Woman: Problem, because you call up before and I remember voice.

LPC: You remem--

Woman: You go to hell.

Man: Hello?

LPC: Yes, sir, I wanted to get some liquid sausage.

LPC: Uh, he's stick in the U.S.

LPC: What?

Man: Stick it in the U.S.

LPC: Look, I don't know where you come from,

LPC: but that is not how we practice business in this country, sir.

LPC: Yeah, can I get some buttock sausage?

Woman: You start again.

LPC: What?

Woman: You start again.

LPC: What is the problem?

Woman: The problem is, I told you, the stuff you want, we not carry it.

LPC: Like what?

Woman: Like what?

Woman: What, like you started last time?

Woman: I have the phone trace.

Woman: The police, then they're going to connect you pretty soon.

Woman: You better leave me alone.

Woman: Because I told you we don't have the stuff.

Woman: Why you insist that we have it?

Woman: And I'm curious.

Woman: If we not carry, how many time I have to tell you?

Woman: Don't you understand English?

LPC: Do you have chipmunk sausage, ma'am?

Woman: You have a chipmong sausage, sir.

Woman: You want to play around.

Woman: Go play around with your kind, okay?

LPC: Or how about porpoise jerky?

Woman: But you start the game?

Woman: Please, don't bother me.

LPC: Look, I need some... some po... porpoise jerky made.

Woman: I don't have it.

LPC: You don't have...

Woman: I don't know how to make it, because we sell Italian sausage.

LPC: You don't have what?

Woman: I don't have a shit.

Woman: You don't have a shit.

Woman: You know, I'm a bitch, no curnoot, mamma,

Woman: the father, the sorret,

Woman: what?

Woman: What?

LPC: Look.

Woman: Huh?

Man: I'm the patata sort of the two.

Man: Bastachando de la Via.

LPC: Hello?

Man: Hello?

LPC: Yeah... I... uh... I don't know what you're saying, but, uh, I just needed some condor... sausage?

Man: We got, come over.

LPC: You have what?

Man: Every thing.

LPC: Do you have testicle, sausage?

Man: We got a testicle.

LPC: You do?

Man: Yeah.

LPC: How much are they?

Man: $2.99.

LPC: For how many?

LPC: How many?

Man: Each.

Man: Each testicle.

Man: Are you gay? What?