Album cover for Longmont Potion Castle III

Aliases: Dan Limon, Lloyd Wabbit


  • Man: This is Mountain Truck Loading.
  • LPC: Yeah, I was interested in, uh, getting some stuff loaded, later on this afternoon.
  • Man: What are you trying to move?
  • LPC: Uh... about, it's... a lot of rope, is what we have.
  • Man: Where's it going?
  • LPC: It's going, uh... uh, up in Limon. Up to Limon.
  • Man: I can't do anything inside the state, sir.
  • LPC: Well, I mean, from there we've got to pick up some cords,
  • LPC: and then we're going over, up to Nebraska.
  • Man: Now, where are you going into, uh, Nebraska, then?
  • LPC: Uh, rope.
  • Man: Where?
  • Man #1:
  • LPC: We're moving rope.
  • Man: What's that beepin'?
  • LPC: It's just some rope, moving around.
  • LPC: We're going to ion, ion Nebraska.
  • Man: Where's that?
  • LPC: It's just west of Omaha.
  • LPC: Is that feasible?
  • Man: It's possible, yeah.
  • LPC: Who's this?
  • LPC: Dan Limon.
  • LPC: You're going to have a problem with moving rope?
  • Man: What's the name of your company?
  • LPC: Rope.
  • LPC: is the name.
  • Man: Well, I can't do anything for you, sir.
  • Man: I can't do anything for you, sir.
  • LPC: Why?
  • LPC: You move things, don't you?
  • LPC: You move them in trucks.
  • LPC: Out of state.
  • LPC: That's exactly what I need done.
  • Man: Who are you, anyway?
  • Man: What is your trip?
  • LPC: My trip is going to Nebraska, west of Omaha.
  • Man: You... you're unbelievable, sir. I--
  • LPC: I needed, uh, some rope moved, that's all I know--
  • Man: Call Seward Motor Freight.
  • LPC: What?
  • Man: Seward Motor Freight.
  • LPC: Is it run by Lloyd Wabbit?
  • Man: I know it was you.
  • Man: Tell you what I'm going to do.
  • Man: I'm going to give you an opportunity to be a hero
  • Man: to all your friends.
  • LPC: Pardon?
  • Man: I'm going to give you an opportunity to be a hero to all your friends.
  • Man #1: How's that sound?
  • LPC: Sounds fine.
  • Man: I'm going to let you kick my ass.
  • Man: I'm...
  • LPC: Pardon?
  • Man: I'm gonna let you kick my ass so you don't call me anymore.
  • LPC: Excuse me, sir, is this the truck moving company?
  • Man: No, no. I don't move trucks anymore.
  • Man: I quit that.
  • LPC: You quit?
  • Man: Yeah.
  • LPC: Now you can move some rope for me.
  • Man: [coughs] Well-- '[beep]' --my office... do you know, are you familiar with Littleton?
  • LPC: Yes.
  • Man: You know where, uh... Sims and, uh... Oak meet?
  • LPC: Oak?!
  • LPC: I'm familiar with rope.
  • LPC: My training is in rope.
  • Man: You know what you are?
  • Man: You're a fucking asshole.
  • Man: You know that?
  • LPC: My training is in rope, though, sir.
  • LPC: I don't know anything about Oak.
  • Man: Yeah, you got it in your hand right now.
  • Man: I bet you get your knots off doing this?
  • LPC: Uh, I work with rope most of the time.
  • Man: Yeah.
  • Man: Boy, I'd just like to meet you.
  • Man: I'd like to let you kick my ass just so you'd leave me alone.
  • LPC: Is that tangible?
  • Man: You call me in the middle of the night again,
  • Man: bud...
  • Man: And somehow I'm going to
  • Man: to get a tracer on you, and I'm going to bust your fucking head open.
  • LPC: Is that tangible, though, sir?