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Longmont Potion Castle III · 1995

Puffy Twinkie

Track 37

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  • Woman (1): I don't know what you mean. We don't have anything like that.
  • LPC: Like what?
  • Woman (1): Like a puffy twinkie.
  • Woman (1): If you want twinkies, you can talk to the grocery manager.
  • Woman (2): Twinkie Glitin?
  • LPC: Right.
  • Woman (2): Who are you looking for?
  • LPC: I just stated it.
  • Woman (2): Who are you looking for?
  • Woman (2): Twiky Glitten?
  • Woman (2): Sorry, you have the wrong number.
  • LPC: I'm afraid not.
  • LPC: Listen, if you'll just bear with me,
  • LPC: I'm Twinkie Glidden.
  • Woman (2): Mm-hmm.
  • Woman (2): That still don't say who you were looking for.
  • LPC: How does that grab you?
  • LPC: though. You got to admit that, you know, that flattered you a little bit, though.
  • Woman (2): Who is this? I know what you're looking for.
  • LPC: Uhh... Poncho Herrera.
  • Woman (2): Sorry, bye.
  • LPC: Wait a minute.
  • Woman (2): What?
  • LPC: You gotta tell me somethin' first.
  • Woman (2): Tell you what?
  • LPC: Umm... Did Emilio Glidden...
  • Woman (2): Amelio Glit?
  • LPC: Did he get that puffy Twinkie?
  • Woman (2): Yes.
  • LPC: Yeah, um, I was calling for Twinkie Gorilla.
  • Woman (2): I think he was calling for Twinkie Gorilla.
  • Woman (2): I think you have the wrong number, my dear.
  • LPC: No, I don't.
  • LPC: Listen, if you just see it my way for a minute.
  • Woman (2): I really don't have time to play games on the phone.
  • LPC: I'm not playing with you here.
  • Woman (2): There's no such person living here.
  • LPC: He said he was going to be there in your yard, though, about this hour.
  • Woman (2): What yard?
  • LPC: In your yard, though.
  • LPC: I mean, you gotta, you gotta, you know...
  • Woman (2): Oh, okay, so he said he'd be in this yard, and you got the number from him?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Woman (2): Am I correct?
  • LPC: That's right.
  • Woman (2): Uhh... no, I'm sorry.
  • LPC: Or for Mueller...
  • Woman (2): Excuse me?
  • LPC: Uh, Mueller Cetera.
  • Woman (2): Miller, I'm sorry.
  • Woman (2): Mueller, I never even heard of it.
  • LPC: Listen, oh, come on.
  • Woman (2): No, you come on.
  • LPC: You gotta admit that was flattering, though, wasn't it?
  • Woman (2): No, it wasn't. It was... actually, it was obnoxious.
  • LPC: Okay, but look.
  • Woman (2): Tell me what this is first.
  • Woman (2): And we'll talk, see who and know how you are.
  • LPC: I need to talk to, um,
  • LPC: Corilla Romero.
  • Man (3): Well, I think you're on drugs or something, buddy.
  • Man (3): Nobody lives around here to buy any.
  • LPC: Listen, I don't think you're being honest with me, partner.
  • Man (3): Well, you want to come down here and find out or what?
  • Man (3): Huh?