Longmont Potion Castle III · 1995

Julio Ointment

Track 24

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• Woman: Sir?
  
• LPC: Yes.
  
• Woman: What name is that shipment addressed to?
  
• Woman: Whose name?
  
• LPC: Helium ointment.
  
• Woman: Helium ointment.
  
• Woman: And who name is it on that place the order?
  
• LPC: Gorilla Ointment.
  
• Woman: Or a heli ointment, gorilla ointment.
  
• Woman: I want to know who is a person's name who made the order.
  
• LPC: Julio ointment.
  
• Woman: Excuse me.
  
• Woman: I don't care about all the names of the ointment, sir.
  
• Woman: You and I have a communication problem.
  
• Woman: You're not listening.
  
• Woman: Whose name is that shipment addressed to?
  
• Woman: Who is the receiver?
  
• LPC: That would be you.
  
• Woman: No, it wouldn't be me because I do not place orders.
  
• LPC: How about if I hurled the ointment at you?
  
• LPC: How does that sound?
  
• Woman: Excuse me, sir.
  
• Woman: You are a very, very obnoxious person.
  
• Woman: And if this is one of these cranks, telephones sales call, forget it.
  
• Woman: I'm very familiar with boiler room operations.
  
• LPC: How about if I squirted the ointment at you, madam?
  
• Woman: Uh, excuse me, sir.
  
• Woman: Go to hell and have any nice days.
  
• LPC: Oh, yes, madam.
  
• LPC: I'm the supervisor of ointment.
  
• Woman: What's the name of your company?
  
• Woman: Pardon?
  
• Woman: What's the name of your company?
  
• LPC: [accented] Uhh... why must we divulge something so trivial, ma'am?
  
• Woman: It isn't trivial, sir, when I am involving the Aurora Police Department.
  
• LPC: Into what? I do not understand...
  
• Woman: Into harassment, that is what.
  
• LPC: [accented] I do not understand your ointment, to be frank with you.
  
• Woman: Excuse me, sir. Nobody ordered ointment.
  
• Woman: You cannot give me the name of the receiver?
  
• Woman: You cannot give me the date that the shipment was placed?
  
• Woman: You won't divulge the name of the...
  
• Woman: ...boiler room telemarketing rip off company.
  
• LPC: Look at, ma'am, look at our perspective.
  
• Woman: I'm looking at your...
  
• LPC: You are going to be tumbling through ointment very shortly.
  
• LPC: How does that grab you?
  
• Woman: I'll shut to hell with that ointment shit, okay?
  
• Woman: I do not have the time, all the patience, all the inclination, or desire to continue this conversation.
  
• Woman: And don't call this number again.
  
• LPC: But, madam...
  
• Woman: I don't care.