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Longmont Potion Castle III · 1995

Grandpa Tweedles

Track 51

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  • LPC: This will be gay, I'm sure.
  • LPC: Hey, hey, hey.
  • Tom: Yeah.
  • John: Grandpa Tweedles, this is John.
  • LPC: Can I speak with Grandpa Tweedle?
  • John: Speaking.
  • LPC: How you doin'?
  • John: Pretty good. How you doing?
  • LPC: Not bad, are you the clown?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • LPC: I needed a clown.
  • John: Okay.
  • LPC: We have a party coming up this weekend for fifteen hundred first graders.
  • John: No, I don't think so.
  • LPC: What?
  • John: I'm not going to throw cake on cancer questions.
  • John: kids are punching.
  • LPC: Well, I don't want you to punch him.
  • LPC: I want you to spill a punch on him.
  • John: Yeah.
  • John: Not interested.
  • LPC: Oh, I pay you a lot of money.
  • LPC: We have a... we got a big budget for this, sir.
  • John: Yeah, no, I don't think so.
  • John: Thanks for calling, though.
  • LPC: Wait, sir.
  • John: Yeah?
  • LPC: We have another party for wax sculptures.
  • LPC: If you could do some entertainment there?
  • John: No, I don't think so.
  • John: We'll see you.
  • LPC: What kind of, sir?
  • LPC: Who is that guy.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • LPC: I could get you.