Woman: Hello?

LPC: [accented] Yeah, I need to talk to Gomez, and stuff.

Woman: This is not the Gomez residence.

Woman: No.

Woman: This number has been ours for over a year, but we get Gomez calls all the time.

LPC: No, I am Gomez, I said.

Woman: You are?

LPC: I asked.

Woman: Yes.

LPC: [accented] I need to know what my call activity has been over the last, uh, 15 or 18 months.

Woman: Why do you need to know that?

Woman: Why do I have your telephone number and I keep getting all your phone calls?

LPC: Uh, that's exactly what car.

LPC: Frankly, I don't like the attitude that you've been giving my customers, you know.

Woman: Excuse.

Woman: This is my residence.

LPC: But this is my business, you know.

Woman: No one ever said it was a business.

Woman: They called, they asked for Gomez.

Woman: So and so Gomez, by a lady's name usually.

LPC: Don't talk to me about my business, young lady.

LPC: Okay, that's what I have to say to you.

Woman: Hello.

LPC: Hello, ma'am.

Woman: Mr. Gomez, if you have a problem because people are calling me for you,

Woman: you need to call a phone company.

Woman: Which is what I intend to do as soon as I hang up the phone.

LPC: No, you know, look, you give me a problem.

LPC: You give me a problem.

LPC: problems about my business.

Woman: No, excuse me.

Woman: I don't give you problems about your business.

Woman: When people call here, they ask for Ruben Gomez or some other woman I say,

Woman: I'm sorry, this isn't a Gomez resident.

LPC: No, have you...

Woman: That's my answer.

Woman: I don't know what you do for a business.

Woman: I could care what.

LPC: I deal with Elastico Gomez, man.

Woman: I don't know that name.

LPC: [accented] What is your name, you know?

Woman: What's the difference?

Woman: This is my phone number.

Woman: I don't need to give you any information.

Woman: This is the number that was assigned to me more than a year ago.

LPC: You know, I have many people.

LPC: my line of work, you know.

Woman: So?

LPC: I'm a very wealthy man.

Woman: I don't care.

LPC: Very powerful man.

LPC: Very...

Woman: I don't care.

Woman: All I'm saying is we get phone calls all the time for Gomez.

Woman: We always say this isn't the Gomez residence.

Woman: We've had this number for about a year now.

Woman: And I don't know who...

LPC: What do you want?

Woman: I want you off my phone.

Woman: I don't want you to call me again either.

LPC: [accented] Would you like jewels, madam?

LPC: I don't want you.

Woman: I... listen, if you don't get off the phone and you call me again, I'm gonna call the police.

LPC: Jewel's on my business.

LPC: [accented] I'm an extravagant man, that's what I am.

Woman: I don't care.

LPC: [accented] That's my business, right there.

Woman: I don't care.

LPC: [accented] Now, look... do you want wealth?

Woman: What do you want me to do when people call?

LPC: Travel the world?

LPC: What do you want?

Woman: I don't want anything.

Woman: I just don't want you to call me.

Woman: If people call for you, I just say this is the wrong number.

LPC: [accented] I've been all around the world, you know.

Woman: You can care that.

LPC: I'm a very, very elegant man.

Woman: What do you want for me?

Woman: What do you want me to do when people call?

LPC: [accented] I would like you to come work for my business.

Woman: Yeah, right.

Woman: I'm hanging up and I don't wish for you to call back.

LPC: Look, I am Gomez, okay.

Woman: I don't care.

LPC: That's who I am.

LPC: What do you want, jewels, gold?

LPC: What do you want?

Woman: Goodbye.