Man: There's no such thing.

LPC: Well, no, the goggle.

Man: The goggle?

LPC: Yeah.

Man: Only thing I've ever heard of called a "goggle" is for swimming.

Man: I've never heard of one in electronics.

LPC: Well, no, Tandy make the Goggle.

Man: No, sir.

LPC: Oh, maybe it is realistic, then, yeah, I'm sorry, maybe I'm mistaken.

Man: Same company. Uh, let me put ya on hold.

LPC: Have you got it in stock, though?

Man: Sir, I don't even know what you're talking about.

LPC: What's the problem here, uh... sonny?

Man: Well, sir, I think what the problem is, is that you're...

Man: The problem is that you're calling up on a repeated basis asking for things that we don't carry to waste our time.

LPC: Such as?

Man: These things you've been asking for today.

Man: The only thing I carry that you've asked for today is a toggle switch.

LPC: You don't have a Giglio goggle?

Man: Sir, there's no such thing, and I think you're just messing with me.

Man: We don't have the time, and if I could trace you, I would have you charged with phone harassment.

LPC: This is a valid inquiry about your...

LPC: about your selections.

LPC: That's all I'm doing.

LPC: I'm prepared to buy all the aforementioned items for me.

Man: Well, like I said, if you can bring in the equipment for us to look at it,

Man: then we'll see what we have to match it up.

LPC: Alright.

Man: But I've never heard of anything with the terms that you've used.

Man: I either learn the correct terminology so that we can talk with understanding,

Man: or please don't waste my time.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Can you help me out with one final thing?

LPC: I hope I'm not, if we've got just a moment.

LPC: up, if you've got just a moment?

Man: Sure, go ahead.

LPC: Um... I was looking for a Nimbostratus Zackit.

Man: A "Nimbostratus Zackit"?

LPC: That's correct.

Man: So, you're looking for a cloud Zackit?

LPC: No, that's just the brand name. Uh... it's, it's... it's made by Tandy.

Man: Sir, nimbostratus is a type of cloud.

LPC: Okay.

Man: There's no such thing made by Tandy with that name.

LPC: It's, it's, it's a... It's... It's a device used... made by Tandy to measure the... measure the f... uh... the... the dickit.

Man: Sir, you're wasting my time.