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Longmont Potion Castle III · 1995

Donut Handler

Track 21

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  • LPC: Hello?
  • Man: Hello?
  • LPC: What is this?
  • Man: Albertsons.
  • LPC: Yes.
  • LPC: Would it be permissible for me to maneuver your donuts?
  • Man: No, no.
  • Man: No, we got a contract out for that right now.
  • Man: Thanks.
  • LPC: Pardon me?
  • Man: We already got somebody that does that.
  • LPC: Does what?
  • Man: Does our donuts.
  • LPC: I'd simply like to come into the, uh, market and, and... maneuver the donuts.
  • Man: No, I'm sorry.
  • Man: Oh yeah, come in and purchase some.
  • Man: That's fine.
  • LPC: Um, I'd like to handle them personally.
  • Man: Uh, well, sorry, you can't, we already have people hired.
  • Man: Come in and fill application then.
  • LPC: For what?
  • Man: To handle our donuts.
  • Man: If you want to work here, come in and fill out the application, then you can handle our donuts.
  • LPC: No, I'd simply like to place them, um... strategically throughout the store, is all. Instead of just in the case.
  • Man: Well, yeah.
  • Man: Well, hey, you know we got caller ID right now, and we're tracing this call.
  • None: How about if I'd like to call?
  • LPC: How about if I just call?
  • LPC: I threw donuts at you.
  • Man: Look, I'm serious, man.
  • Man: I'm gonna trace your call right now.
  • LPC: You're gonna trace it?
  • Man: Yep.
  • LPC: Do you have tracing paper?