Woman: Mullen High School, may I help you?

LPC: Hi, do you have a... um, gym teacher?

Woman: Pardon me?

LPC: Do you have a gym teacher?

Woman: A gym teacher?

LPC: Uh-huh.

Woman: Well, yeah, we have all kinds of gym teachers.

LPC: Can I talk to him?

Woman: No, I'm sorry. They are all gone for the day.

LPC: Uh, ma'am?

Woman: Yes?

LPC: Unkind, my son there?

Woman: Well... I don't know about this year, but, uh... you can do that for next year.

LPC: Mm, I need to get him in right away.

Woman: Well, I'll tell you what.

Woman: Brother Marvin would be in charge because he's in.

Woman: in charge of admissions?

LPC: Uh, no, I don't have any brothers. Did--

Woman: Pardon me?

LPC: I don't have any brothers, neither does my son.

LPC: He's an only child.

LPC: I need to enroll in, please, if that would be feasible.

Woman: Sir, what I'm saying is Brother Marvin is in charge of admissions.

LPC: Uh-huh.

LPC: I don't have any admissions to make to you.

LPC: I admit I would like my son to go there.

LPC: What kind of lunches do you, sir, for the kids?

Woman: Well, we have cold lunches.

LPC: Mmhmm. Okay, so what time should I have him there for first-- [beep] --hour tomorrow?

Woman: Your son?

LPC: Yes.

Woman: Oh, sir, you can't bring him in.

Woman: You have to have him enrolled and registered.

LPC: Well, he is.

LPC: He can do all that tomorrow during lunch or something.

LPC: When does the class start?

Woman: I'm sorry, sir, but you need to speak with Brother Marvin first.

LPC: Um... does he give ointment to the kids?

Woman: Yes, he would, uh-huh, but you have to speak with him first.

LPC: Oh, he does deal with ointment then?

Woman: I will have to have him just.

Woman: give you a call.

LPC: Uh-huh.

Woman: Could I have your name and number, and I'll have him call you.

LPC: Okay, can I ask you one more question?

Woman: Sure.

LPC: Do you say you have cold lunches?

LPC: Do the kids get ointment sandwiches?

Woman: What kind of sandwiches?

LPC: Ointment?

Woman: No, I don't believe, so I never heard of that.