Man (1): A hernia?

LPC: Yeah.

Man (1): Well, I ain't got no hernia.

LPC: Well, yeah, yes you do, sir.

Man (1): No, I ain't either.

Man (1): Somebody's pulling my leg.

Man (1): I don't know who you are, but you better cut her out because I'm going to turn this to the cell phone company.

Man (1): A hernia package, I never ordered any per hernia package.

Man (1): Where's this coming from?

Man (1): Crulacia?

Man (1): Where's that?

Man (1): Yeah, come out on out here.

Man (1): I'm ready for you.

Man (1): I, you just do whatever you want to, Buster.

Man (1): I'm not going to take it.

Man (1): I'm not going to pay you nothing.

Man (1): and I'm going to call the police if you show up out here.

Man (1): I am not committing a crime.

Man (1): You're the ones wanting to wrestle, Buster.

Man (1): You're the one that said you wanted to wrestle with me.

Man (1): I don't want to wrestle with nothing.

Man (1): I don't know who you are or what you're doing,

Man (1): but I am going to hang this phone up and call a telephone company for harassing telephone call.

Man (1): He challenged me to a wrestling match.

Man (1): No, he said he wanted to wrestle with me.

Man (1): He sure did. He says you want to wrestle about it.

Man (1): That's exactly what he said.

Man (1): I'm 70 years old, mister.

Man (1): I don't have to wrestle with me.

Man (1): to take this stuff.

Man (1): I don't want that package either.

Man (1): For a monkey bowel, or somethin'.

LPC: You're gonna wrestle a lesbian.

Man (1): No, I'm not.

Man (1): I don't mess with lesbians or nobody else.

Man (1): I'm a happily married man.

Man (1): And I'm not going to put up with any more of this.

Man (1): What did you say your name was?

LPC: Lesbian?

Man (1): Your name's lesbian?

Man (1): Yes.

Man (1): Mister, you're a liar if I've ever heard of one.

Man (1): We're going to call UPS just in about one half second.

Man (1): And we're going to find out if they got anything for us.

Man (1): They've got anything for us, like what you've been saying.

LPC: Wait, uh... you're a lesbian, aren't you?

Man (1): Oh, I'm not a lesbian.

Man (1): I'm a man and I'm not a lesbian, and I'm not going to put up with any more of it.

Man (1): In fact, we're going to call the telephone company and find out where this is coming from.

Man (1): Pookeball.

Man (1): Yeah.

Man (1): You ready, Billy?

Man (1): You got UPS's number looked up?

Man (1): I'm not going to put up with this guy any longer.

Man (1): I'm through with it.

Man (1): And if I have to put up, if he calls me again, I'll go get the police.

Man (1): You're a son of a bitch.

LPC: You want me to go to the bathroom on you?

Man (1): Well, if you think you're man enough, go ahead.

Man (1): You're a son of a bitch.