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Longmont Potion Castle II · 1992

Turtle Bowel

Track 59

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  • LPC: Hello?
  • Delmo: Hello?
  • LPC: You ordered a turtle bowel, mister.
  • Delmo: Are you that same sick fucking person?
  • Delmo: Go home, bud.
  • Delmo: Take a nap and wake up.
  • Delmo: I say go home and go to bed and say, wake up, this is a world.
  • LPC: How would you like a 12-gauge?
  • Delmo: How would you like one up your ass?
  • Delmo: Come on, don't be silly, boy.
  • Delmo: Just cut it out, hang up, go to bed.
  • LPC: You order...
  • Delmo: You'll be all right. You'll be all right.
  • Delmo: All right, come morning.
  • LPC: You ordered a turtle bowel, mister.
  • Delmo: You, your turtle shit, stick it up your ass.
  • Delmo: You're a fun guy.
  • LPC: Yeah?
  • LPC: How would you like a tw--
  • Delmo: Kinda... Kinda stupid, but fun, you know?
  • LPC: How would you like a 12-gay-
  • SPEAKER_01: It might feel good to you?
  • Delmo: [laughs] It might feel good to you.