Woman: Lakeside, may I help you?

LPC: [accented] Yeah, why you hang up on me?

Woman: May I ask who this is?

Woman: And what you want?

LPC: This is Vernon and I would have no problem with slapping you, okay?

Woman: Okay, excuse me. If you want to talk to her, you call her on the phone, alright--

LPC: [accented] I'm talking to you, young lady.

Woman: Don't talk to me.

LPC: You have a problem, I will slap you, okay?

LPC: I have no problem slapping around.

Woman: If you want to slam him, I tell you.

Man: Yes.

LPC: [accented] Uh, I need to talk to that young lady, please.

LPC: Oh, what for?

LPC: That's none of your concern.

LPC: Now that's none of your concern, young man.

LPC: Need to talk to the young lady.

LPC: Go ahead, put her on the phone.

Man: Um... this is her husband.

LPC: I'm not interested in that, sir.

LPC: Put her on the phone at once, thank you.

Man: Alright.

Woman: Yes.

LPC: Yes, as I say, I have no problem slapping you around, okay?

LPC: I will slap you around.

Woman: Hey, excuse me, but if you just slap me,

Woman: I'm sure I will slap you back.

LPC: I'm not afraid of it.

LPC: that happening.

Woman: I do not have a problem with that either.

LPC: [accented] I have no problems punching you around.

Woman: Okay.

Woman: Excuse me, but what is your purpose for calling here?

LPC: [accented] I don't need, er, lip from a young lady like yourself, okay?

Woman: Hey, I'm asking you, what's the reason for your call here?

LPC: [accented] Because I want to get a bit more familiar with the woman I'm going to slap around.

Woman: Well, I'm sorry, you can't get more familiar with me.

Woman: You better go find someone else to get familiar with.

LPC: [accented] You're going to get familiar with my fists, okay?

LPC: I have no problem.

Woman: Hey, I don't need your harassment.

None: Thank you.