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Longmont Potion Castle II · 1992

Sausage Lady 1

Track 60

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  • Man (1): I'm not sure what you're asking for, sir.
  • LPC: A butt barrel?
  • Man (1): A butt barrel?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Man (1): Are you calling Belfiore Sausage?
  • LPC: Yes.
  • Man (1): Uh, well, uh, could you call back in about, uh, half hour?
  • Man (1): Theresa, it'll be back here, maybe...
  • LPC: I can't.
  • Man (1): I have not...
  • LPC: Do you have any scrotum available either?
  • Man (1): Scrodom?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Man (1): No.
  • Man (1): No, no, we don't.
  • LPC: How 'bout scrotum jerky?
  • Man (1): Scrotum jerky? No.
  • LPC: Would you make some up for me?
  • LPC: Do you?
  • Man (1): Uh, does Felisa make Scotland jerky?
  • Man (1): No.
  • Man (1): No, we don't.
  • LPC: Please?
  • Man (1): Uhh, I don't think we even know how.
  • LPC: I got a thousand bucks for you.
  • LPC: All I need is like 20 jerky.
  • Man (1): What is your name, sir?