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Longmont Potion Castle II · 1992

Legal Pornographic Films

Track 64

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  • Man: Well, anyway, we carry, you know, all legal types of pornographic films, you know, all kinds of, nothing like that.
  • Man: You know, we have anal tapes, which is just anal sex.
  • Man: Uh... no, no kind of, uh... what do they call it, no kind of bestiality is legal.
  • LPC: Really? It's illegal.
  • Man: Uh-huh.
  • LPC: Huh.
  • Man: And also any kind of, uh... uh, what did they used to call them? Uh... "golden fountain" type stuff, people peeing on each other, shit like that's illegal.
  • LPC: Oh.
  • LPC: I don't understand what you mean.
  • LPC: There was videos of that?
  • Man: I guess so, yeah.
  • LPC: Oh, have you ever seen anything like that?
  • Man: Many, many years ago, yes.
  • Man: I came in one of these stores, and they had stuff like that, yeah.
  • LPC: Like what?
  • Man: Well, you know, I don't want to have phone sex with you.
  • Man: Just come in and see what we have.
  • LPC: No, that's not what I mean.
  • LPC: Well, that's urinating.
  • LPC: They urinated on each other?
  • LPC: Is that what they did?
  • Man: Yeah, supposedly they used to have that sort of thing, yeah.
  • LPC: And you saw it?
  • Man: Yeah, many, many years ago.
  • Man: Yeah, I was barely 18.
  • Man: I just turned 40s.
  • Man: I'll give you an idea how long it's been.
  • LPC: What did you think of it at the time?
  • Man: Oh, I thought it was disgusting, myself.
  • LPC: You did?
  • Man: Yeah.
  • LPC: Huh.
  • LPC: Did they poop on each other?
  • Man: Ah, I've seen that before, but again, I thought that was extremely disgusting.
  • LPC: Huh.
  • Man: I just happened to look at the wrong screen at the wrong time, and, uh... after that I just left, because I totally lost interest in anything, after that, so...
  • LPC: Hmm. Would it be, uh... would it be equitable if I were to poop on you, at this point?
  • SPEAKER_00: Goodbye.