Album cover for Longmont Potion Castle II
  • Delmo: Hello?
  • Tom: Hi, could I talk to Mary, please?
  • SPEAKER_00: Is Mary there?
  • Delmo: Uh, no she isn't.
  • Tom: Well, how would you like a 12-gauge, you know what it?
  • Delmo: Huh?
  • LPC: Hello?
  • Delmo: Hello?
  • LPC: Yeah, I was just calling about, uh... the ointment that you ordered.
  • Delmo: You again?
  • Delmo: How are you doing this evening?
  • LPC: I'm fine, how are you, sir?
  • Delmo: Oh, all right.
  • LPC: I would you like a 12-gauge.
  • LPC: You got any lesbian down there?
  • Delmo: Pardon me?
  • SPEAKER_00: Got any lesbian laying around?
  • Delmo: Any lesbians?
  • LPC: Mmhmm.
  • Delmo: Not that I know of.
  • LPC: Well, you ordered a lesbian, Delmo.
  • Delmo: Oh, yeah?
  • Delmo: What is that?
  • LPC: You ordered a bowel.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, I found out you're something.
  • LPC: How do you like THAAAAH?!
  • SPEAKER_00: You know something like that.
  • LPC: What are you doin'?
  • Delmo: Oh, not too much.
  • Delmo: much.
  • Delmo: Just sitting around.
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Delmo: You're my usual nothing.
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Delmo: And you?
  • Delmo: You and your usual, huh?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • LPC: I'm just trying to wrap...
  • Delmo: You must be havin' a lot of fun.
  • LPC: Yeah, I'm just trying to wrap things up for--
  • Delmo: Yeah, you must have a lot of fun doing that type.
  • LPC: Yeah, I'm doing a tape here.
  • Delmo: Pardon me?
  • LPC: I'm doing a tape.
  • Delmo: A tape?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Delmo: Ah. Okay.
  • LPC: Um, so yeah.
  • LPC: It's like, it's like a...
  • LPC: The tape of phone work.
  • Delmo: Uh-huh.
  • LPC: So, um, have you gotten any firearms lately?
  • Delmo: Oh, I don't deal in anything.
  • LPC: You don't?
  • Delmo: No.
  • LPC: Well, don't you have a 12-gauge?
  • Delmo: Uhh, nah, I got a 16, maybe.
  • LPC: Maybe?
  • Delmo: Yeah.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • LPC: You ever blow away any bowel with it?
  • SPEAKER_00: No.
  • LPC: How would you like a...
  • Delmo: I've never shot nobody's ass off.
  • LPC: What?
  • Delmo: Nobody's ass off.
  • LPC: How'd you like a 12-gauge in the...
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah!
  • SPEAKER_00: There's something, that...
  • LPC: Well you or-- you ordered that ointment, didn't you?
  • Delmo: No.
  • Delmo: I haven't noticed anything, but I don't do that.
  • LPC: You don't what?
  • Delmo: I don't shop by mail or anything, you know.
  • Delmo: Never have, you know.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • LPC: Well, do you want one of these tapes when it's finished?
  • Delmo: Uh...
  • Delmo: No, I don't reckon.
  • SPEAKER_00: reckon.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • LPC: Alright.
  • Delmo: All right.
  • SPEAKER_00: All right, guys.
  • LPC: Well, thank you, Delmo.
  • Delmo: Get you later.
  • Delmo: Bye-bye.