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Longmont Potion Castle II · 1992

Bull Riders Only

Track 58

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  • Man (1): Bull riders only?
  • LPC: Yeah, I was interested in bowel riding.
  • Man (1): What's that?
  • LPC: I was interested in, uh... doing some bu... uh... bowel riding.
  • Man (1): Well, we don't do barrel riding here.
  • Man (1): We do bull riding.
  • Jason (2): Bow riders only?
  • LPC: Yeah, I was interested in a little, uh, turtle bowel.
  • Jason (2): Pardon me?
  • LPC: Little turtle bowel.
  • Jason (2): "Little turtle bowel"?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • LPC: How much would that run me on an invitational basis?
  • Jason (2): Ehhh, pssh, did you call Bull Riders Only?
  • SPEAKER_01: Ball riders only?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Jason (2): You're looking for turtle bow?
  • LPC: Right.
  • Jason (2): What is turtle bow?
  • Man (1): I think that butt bowel's for you, pal.
  • Man (1): If you need to get physical with us, you'll do so.
  • Man (1): You know, come on down, you're the next contestant on the price is physical.
  • Man (1): Sounds good, come on down, let's get physical.
  • Man (1): I probably don't need to do a whole lot for somebody like you.
  • Man (1): Well, I probably have to cover up with rubber gloves and stuff, 'cause you're probably a f--.
  • Man (1): fag.
  • Man (1): Jason, the guy wants to come down and get physical.
  • Man (1): What do you think?
  • Man (1): Come fag it.
  • Man (1): He wants to kick me in a bowel now.
  • Man (1): Some fag.
  • Jason (2): Why don't you find something better to do with your time, you fuckin' queer?
  • Jason (2): Great, let's get together then, you fuckin' puss.
  • Man (1): You're fuckin' man enough to call on the phone, let's get together.
  • Man (1): Let's see it.
  • Man (1): Whoa!
  • Man (1): You know, you're on the other end of the phone.
  • Man (1): Nobody can do nothing.
  • Man (1): Why don't you shut your fucking mouth and get down here?
  • Man (1): I'll tell you how to get here.
  • Man (1): You want to know?
  • Man (1): Where's that at?
  • Man (1): Give me a location.
  • Man (1): I'll be there right now, motherfucker.
  • Man (1): I can't do nothing.
  • Man (1): You won't give me an address, you fucking pussy.
  • LPC: How'd you like it if I spot well just lit?
  • Man (1): Whoa!
  • Co-workers: That's another good one.
  • Man (1): I can tell you're well educated, eh?
  • LPC: What do you got to say about it?
  • Man (1): What do I mean?
  • Man (1): What do I got to say about?
  • Man (1): Give me a place, you fucking puss.
  • Man (1): You got nothing better at your time.
  • Man (1): Why don't you get a job or something?
  • Man (1): Make yourself useful, you piece of shit.