Man (1): Is there really such a thing as a... a Martian?

LPC: Yes, sir?

Man (2): Yes.

LPC: Could you please dispel a little bit of the information about your baked goods, please?

Man (2): Um... if this is a prank, I won't, but if this is serious, yeah, I will.

LPC: Sir... sir, I have a valid inquiry about your baked products.

Man (2): Okay, what did you need to know?

LPC: I need a general overview on, uh, what you currently stock, in the breaded... uh, delectable goods, uh... area.

Man (2): As far as bread, we carry...

Man (2): We carry a lot of bread and cakes and cookies.

LPC: Wait a minute, let me back up a second.

LPC: You're implying that I was giving you a prank about breads?

LPC: Is that what you're saying?

Man (2): Uh, no, we had probably four ph... prank phone calls before this.

LPC: In the whole history of your store? That's pretty good.

Man (2): Is this... is this funny to you, or somethin'?

SPEAKER_00: Bread? Sir? No, it's not...

Man (2): No, we're not talking bread. We're talking.

Man (2): You brought up the same thing you talked about last time.

LPC: Which is what?

Man (2): Uh... some kind of... grasshopper mash, for fishin'?

SPEAKER_00: for fishing?

LPC: Oh, you're goin' fishin'?

Man (2): Shit.

Man (2): Jesus Christ. You guys been smoking crack or what?

Steve: Hey, lookit, I got... I'm trying to make sausage.

LPC: Do you have a pewter loaf?

SPEAKER_00: No, we all.

LPC: How about... do you have, uh, any tapes by Ry Cooder?

Man (4): No, we don't.