Dick: Hello? Hello?

LPC: Yeah, this is Dustin at D-HL.

LPC: And we got some cargo here that was attempted to be delivered.

LPC: No one answered the door.

Dick: No, you don’t have to, you just open up the white metal door and just put it inside.

LPC: Well, this one’s from Guam; it’s a little bit different. Uh—

Dick: What is it?

LPC: Uh, cabling from Guam and it’s C.O.D. and, uh, we need ya up here—front and center—with an I.D.

Dick: Oh, I can't...

Dick: Uh, you're going to have to do something.

LPC: Okay, yeah, that's the alarm. We gotta get this resolved tonight.

Dick: What is that loud noise in the background?

LPC: We’re on the dock, sir, by the water.

Dick: Oh, all right. All right. And it's COD? I didn't buy anything.

LPC: That’s none o’ my affair.

Dick: Alright, well send it back. Thanks a lot.

LPC: We'll be out there in 10 minutes, 15 minutes.

Dick: Well no, you’re gonna get no money; that’s it.

LPC: We want a check cut or PayPal.

LPC: payment. But you're not going to get nothing. Well, sir, you haven't even looked at the goods inside.

LPC: I don't want it. What's all that noise up there?

LPC: Yes, my head. Yeah, this is Dustin, a DHL shipping. What appears to be the trouble up there?

Dick: I have no idea. I have— Uh, you told me that you had some stuff that, uh, we’re supposed to get—

Lana: we're supposed to pay for it. I have not ordered anything. I have ordered. It's a Christmas gift. Hold on

LPC: We've got four boxes from Guam sitting here.

Dick: Alright, hold on a minute. This is my wife.

Lana: Okay. Hello.

LPC: Now, what in the heck's going on up here?

Lana: I have no idea. I’ve been gone shopping.

Lana: Dick, what’s going on? You need to tell me.

LPC: Okay. I got so. I see you. I got you. I got you. I got you.

Dick: I think. Not a step.

Dick: It has nothing to do with you. I don't think. I got you.

Dick: I want to talk.

Lana: Honey, I’ve ordered some stuff!—

Dick: Yeah, but where is this coming from?

LPC: This is coming from.

Lana: for Guam. Did you order something from Guam? From Guam. Hold on. Hello. Yeah. This is

LPC: Dustin, a D.H.L colleague. Yes, Dustin. I need to see some ID tonight. Okay. I don't know what

Lana: you're talking about. My husband doesn't know what you're talking about. Is there a, what are you talking

Lana: about? My husband is a professional musician. He is Dick Dale King of the surf guitar. And we don't

LPC: have any idea what you're talking about. Well, this stuff has come a long way by boat. Do you

Lana: understand? We don't understand this. First of all, I thought you were talking about Christmas

Lana: stuff that I just recently ordered little things. I didn't know you were talking about wires from

Lana: Guam. And I don't know who would have ordered it because Dick is a professional. I mean, he wouldn't

Lana: order something and tell you that he didn't order it. I mean, that would be a hell of a thing to

Lana: to somebody like that. So I don't understand what's going on. I just got home.

Lana: It's a scam. It's a scam? Oh, okay. All right. He's not a scam. He's saying it's a scam.

Dick: Just hang. Okay, I'm hanging out. I need a check. I want to talk to the second. That has nothing to do with me

LPC: Well, I think I can read my own handwriting, sir. I can see what’s on the screen.

LPC: What's on the screen? It says detailed description of contents. This came from Guam by boat. I need a check. We've been

LPC: out there twice, you know, quit horsing around.

Dick: Don’t tell me a— about horsing around, pal! Okay?—

Dick: So don’t give me that crap.

Dick: I didn't order anything from Guam. I got no money. I bought nothing

Dick: from Guam. I have no cases or cable, so don't say I'm messing around, okay?

LPC: I need $4,200.

Dick: Oh, you'll get it from someplace else, okay? That's it.

LPC: Let me talk to your wife. I need to talk to your wife.

Dick: Don’t call me anymore!