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Longmont Potion Castle 8 · 2011

Christine Ward

Track 19

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  • Christine: Well, it's only 3.30.
  • Christine: 9.4.3.675. 9.4.675.
  • Christine: I need to get some contact numbers on musicians.
  • Christine: So, and I know this is not really the right number, but this is the number they gave me.
  • Christine: 9.4.3, 675, 9.4.3, 675.
  • Christine: So I don't know what's going on.
  • LPC: Good morning.
  • Christine: All right. Yeah.
  • Christine: I don't know if you guys over there are, well, I know a lot of news issues are on drugs, but when you say 4 o'clock, do you mean 3.30, that you close?
  • LPC: Our hours are 10 AM to 4 PM.
  • Christine: Yeah, well… 3:30 I called—you were closed. Now, can you get me a—
  • LPC: Yesterday?
  • Christine: What to my name?
  • LPC: Yesterday we were open ’til—
  • LPC: We were open ’til four yesterday.
  • Christine: I said I called 3:30—you weren’t there!
  • Christine: Don’t tell me!
  • Christine: I got my...
  • Christine: producer and director here right by me.
  • Christine: Now, you want to try that.
  • Christine: I need to find two musicians.
  • LPC: I don’t know why…
  • Christine: Why I have to find two musicians?
  • Christine: Sir, how long have you been there?
  • LPC: I’ve been here for ‘bout half an hour and I’m tryin’ to help you—
  • Christine: I said, how many years have you been there?
  • LPC: Five.
  • Christine: Oh, gee, ways. I've only been here 20.
  • Christine: Now, get me to where I can get these names and contact numbers.
  • LPC: Who do you want to contact numbers?
  • Christine: Tom Hopkins and, um, James Burton.
  • LPC: Don’t have any members by that name.
  • Christine: You know what? Get me your supervisor.
  • Christine: Ladies, you're knocking me out with your oneness.
  • Christine: Get me your supervisor.
  • Christine: Get me your boss. Now.
  • Christine: I got people fired there that's been there 10 years.
  • LPC: Really?
  • Christine: Get me your supervisor now.
  • LPC: There’s no one here right now.
  • Christine: Well, you know what, ladies?
  • Christine: you must be on the rag right now.
  • Christine: So you've got to get me, James Burton, and you know that he's listed.
  • Christine: You know, you're trying to be funny.
  • Christine: And the only thing is, your voice is on tape.
  • Christine: So even though I don't have your name, you're still fired.
  • Christine: Now get me somebody now that will help me.
  • Christine: And they stop.
  • Christine: If you're left, watch yourself.
  • LPC: We have no members by that name.
  • Christine: James Burton.
  • Christine: who plays the elder.
  • LPC: Not a member, sorry.
  • Christine: Uh, it— D’you know what!? James Burton. That’s right!
  • LPC: Not a member here. Nuh-uh.
  • Christine: All right, now, shall I do this?
  • Christine: I'll call James at home.
  • Christine: You want to give me your name?
  • Christine: What did you stand for that?
  • Christine: First and last.
  • LPC: What is your name?
  • Christine: Christine Ward.
  • Christine: I'll call James at his house.
  • Christine: And tell him that you don't have to listen as a member.
  • Christine: And let me see how long you're going to be there.
  • Christine: I assume that you're a musician.
  • LPC: Can I help you with anything else?
  • Christine: I assume, let me tell you something.
  • Christine: We already have your home number, but you sound like a woman.
  • Christine: You sound like a woman, but we wrote me.
  • Christine: We can't help that.
  • Christine: Now, what I'm going to do again, are you going to get me the name,
  • Christine: or you're going to get me the number?
  • Christine: or you're going to still play games.
  • Christine: And then I'll get to the PEO and see how long you're going to be there.
  • Christine: If you don't think I can do it, you're on tape now, sir.
  • Christine: So I'll miss, whatever the hell of your name, make your wife.
  • Christine: Now, what I'm going to ask you again, you're always fired.
  • Christine: But if you don't want to get me the name and the contact numbers of James Burton and Tom Hopkins,
  • Christine: and that's up to you.
  • Christine: Are you going to do it or not?
  • LPC: No member here by that name.
  • Christine: I'm going to tell you something.
  • Christine: There will be no employee by your name, Leda.
  • Christine: This is one of the greatest actors of all time,
  • Christine: greatest salesperson of all time,
  • Christine: and you will soon be seeing me on TV and motion pictures all over the world.
  • Christine: Thank you.
  • Christine: Thank you.
  • Christine: Thank you for that great applause.