Tony: Thank you for calling Radio Shack. Your answer team. This is Anthony. How can I help you?

LPC: Yeah, Anthony, um... how much are one of those, uh, digital goobers?

Tony: Digital goobers.

LPC: What would that run me? [sniffs]

LPC: What is what?

SPEAKER_02: What is what?

SPEAKER_02: Hey, Tony.

LPC: Huh?

SPEAKER_02: Is this Tony?

LPC: No.

SPEAKER_02: You sure?

LPC: [sighs] Is this RadioShack, Southwest Plaza?

LPC: Yeah. Great.

LPC: Do you have them in stock? Because the other two other

LPC: stores didn't have it. No, I don't know what a digital goober is. I see it here in the sales

LPC: circular that you put out. And what does it do? What does what do? Digital goober. Well,

LPC: correct me if I'm wrong, but this is the answer team, right? Yeah, this is the answer team.

LPC: I don't think I'm a team member last time I checked. I'm not seeing what you're talking about

SPEAKER_02: in the flyer. I'm looking at it right now. The sales circular? Yeah, which, which pages? I don't.

LPC: Page four.

Tony: Page four.

Tony: Computer stuff.

LPC: Right.

LPC: Now, I'm running the modem.

LPC: How will this device, you know, compatible?

LPC: Are we gonna be compatible on that one?

Tony: I'm not sure. I don't believe so.

LPC: What's the problem?

Tony: I can't find what you're talking about in the salesway.

LPC: Are you on the sales floor, sir?

Tony: Yes.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: But you know the item, the realistic item I'm referring to?

Tony: I don't know. The realistic item you're referring to.

LPC: Which one?

Tony: The one on page four on the sales flyer.

LPC: What is it?

Tony: Digital Goober.

LPC: You want me to come down?

LPC: See if we can match up some, uh... some components, or somethin'?

Tony: Sure.

LPC: Right. What's your name?

Tony: This is Tony.

LPC: And what's your title?

Tony: I'm a manager in training.

LPC: And your duties include?

Tony: I'm a assistant manager.

Tony: who's training to become a manager.

LPC: Excellent. Good for you. Good for you.

LPC: Uh, so, what was I looking for again?

Tony: A digital goober?

LPC: Right.

LPC: Now, do I go in the food court for that?

Tony: In the food court for the digital gober or to get into Radio Shack?

Tony: They might sell goobers.

LPC: Who?

Tony: The food court.

LPC: Do you want me to connect you through?

Tony: Connect me through.

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: Okay, hold on a second. Uh, one second.

Tony: Okay.

LPC: Yeah, I got Orange Julius.

Tony: Yes?

Brandy: Who is it?

Tony: Um, this is Tony?

Brandy: Tony?

Tony: Yes.

Brandy: Tony who?

Tony: Um... is... is this a, a business that I called here?

Brandy: Yes.

Tony: What business is it?

Brandy: This is Orange Julius?

Tony: At Orange Julius?

Brandy: Yeah.

Tony: Oh, I must have called the wrong number.

Brandy: Okay.

Tony: Sorry.

LPC: No, it's the right number.

LPC: Is it?

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: You were going to talk to him about that, Goober or something?

Brandy: What?

Brandy: What Uber?

LPC: This is Radio Shucks.

LPC: Southless Plaza, young lady.

Brandy: This is right here you're sick.

Brandy: South Las Plaza?

LPC: Tell him

Brandy: Okay.

LPC: So, why don't you

LPC: fill them in on that?

Brandy: Yeah, why don't you tell me?

LPC: This is Anthony here.

Brandy: Anthony?

Tony: Yeah, I'm not sure what he's looking for.

Tony: A customer called and then

Tony: attach me through to, I guess,

Tony: you guys.

LPC: In reference to what, sir?

Tony: Uh, "digital goobers" is what he was looking for.

LPC: Goobers, huh?

LPC: Who am I talked to?

Brandy: This is brandy.

Tony: This is Anthony.

LPC: Okay, well, this is Wyatt over at wall units.

LPC: I'm not sure who's...

Brandy: At first, it was the radio attack.

Brandy: And now what he's called?

LPC: I'm over at wall units.

Brandy: I don't even know what that is.

LPC: What is?

Brandy: Wall units.

LPC: What's this guy lookin' for, here?

Brandy: I don't know.

LPC: What did he say?

Brandy: He's, I don't know what he wants.

Brandy: I don't know what you're talking about.

LPC: There's an ad in the westward.

Brandy: Mmhmm.

LPC: For a big opportunity.

LPC: That's what I'm looking for.

Brandy: Well, Orange Julius.

LPC: Well, you know, whatever, wherever it takes me.

LPC: And I'm prepared to travel, too, so.

Brandy: Oh.

Brandy: So you know what?

Brandy: You might have to call back tomorrow

Brandy: because I have no idea what you're talking about.

LPC: What do you?

Brandy: I have no idea what you're talking about.

LPC: Where are you comin' from right now?

Brandy: I'm at Orange Julia, Southwest Flores, Orange Julia.

LPC: You involved with that sniagrab, or what?

Brandy: Snea grab.

Brandy: What is that?

LPC: It's... isn't that the flavor of the month?

Brandy: I don't know.

Brandy: I heard it was lemon.

LPC: I don't think you know what I'm capable of, before some kinda interview, or somethin'. [clears throat]

Brandy: I don't know what you're talking about.

Brandy: You might want to call back tomorrow.

LPC: I'm lookin' for a meaningful position.

Brandy: Are you?

LPC: Do you understand?

Brandy: Are you?

LPC: Yeah.

Brandy: Well, I don't know what you're talkin' about. This...

LPC: What do you... whatta... what do you gotta be one of Zimmerman's boys to get on there, or what?

LPC: At this point, when I do come to come down,

LPC: for an interview. I hope that you go ahead and put some grapes right into my mouth because I'm a little

LPC: taken aback by this.

Brandy: This cannot be fucking real.

LPC: So I'll come down for an interview there to be flame grapes

LPC: there to be placed directly into my mouth

LPC: for the course of the interview.

Brandy: Oh, yeah?

LPC: I need...

Brandy: I need warm socks prepared.

LPC: I need warm socks prepared.

Brandy: Hm. Well, you can talk to my manager.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: I gotta take a leak first, pal.

Man: You gotta go take a leak?

Man: I just want to know what kind of loser. He sits on his ass.

Man: It has nothing better to you, but randomly call Orange Julius, the fucking stupid-ass prank calls, and it isn't even clever.

Man: It's just then you're gonna get off the toilet.

LPC: How about it come down and hit you with a tennis racket?

Man: You can come hit me with the tennis racket.

Man: If you come up here at the tennis racket, you come up here at the tennis racket, I'll lodge you right up your ass.

Man: Well, why don't you come on up here, man? I'll be waitin' for somebody with a tennis racket.

Man: I'm waiting for somebody with a tennis racket.

LPC: Hitchin the lip.

LPC: Hit me the lip?

LPC: How's that sound?

Man: That's a little accent.

Man: Iron inbread piece of shit for Mark and so.

LPC: How's that fuck your sound, man?

Man: What?

LPC: I'll hit you as hard as a fucking viper bit.

Man: A fucking viper bit.

Man: What the fuck are you talking about?

LPC: [accented] I'll swoop down at you like a crane, bud, and pick you up, bud.

Man: You're gonna come and pick me up?

Man: You're pissing me off, real bad. Are you ever gonna come up to come up?

Man: gonna come up here?

Man: You're just gonna hide over the pond.

LPC: Come down there with... a fuckin' twig, bud.

LPC: I come with the fucking twig.

Man: Then you're gonna come down, I hope next to your fucking drap on and fucking go-go to do with some fucking shit.

LPC: Hey, you tell you what? You know where the Gop is?

Man: The Gap, yeah.

LPC: Why don't you meet me overt the Gap in ten minutes?

Man: Why don't you just come up here?

LPC: I'll be wearin' a turtleneck sweater, how's that sound?

Man: A turtle neck.

Man: What a little?

Man: You're wearing a turtleneck sweater.

Man: Come right up to Orange Julius and we'll go over where the fucking

Man: you want to go?

LPC: [accented] I'm gonna hit you with a fuckin' cinder block, bud.

Man: Look cinderblot, bud.

Man: Cool, go for it, man.

LPC: How's that sound?

Man: Good, come on up here--

LPC: For a whole bunch of good news here today.

Man: Ah, okay.

Man: Well, come on up here with your little cinder block.

Man: Go ahead and hop on your little toilet, wherever you do your thing,

Man: because you obviously have some of the traction in the toilet.

Man: Alright?

Man: Alright.

LPC: Hey, sorry about that.

LPC: I dropped the phone.

Man: You got the phone.

Man: Can you about hold a phone?

Man: Are you too fucking retarded to do that?

Man: You can barely hold the phone.

Man: What makes you think they get a little bit of the inner block?

LPC: Because I'm gonna clawed you like a Cody at Barrow home.

Man: Oh, are you home?

Man: Now we moved out of your fucking country and into the ghetto, huh?

Man: Is that ass? Are you guys up?

LPC: I swooped down like a buzzard, Ben.

Man: You're gonna go to dude?

Man: All right, well, I'm here just sick to talk to you, dude.

Man: Do you fucking show up for quick, fucking call here.

Man: You got that little quick.

LPC: I'm gonna hit you with a fucking send you.

LPC: Signer block, buddy.

Man: Bring the fucking cinder block up hearing you and we'll get in...

Man: Come on up and do that, all right?

Man: I'll be waiting for your little bitch-ass cinder block.

LPC: I don't beat up children.

Man: You don't beat up children.

LPC: Right.

Man: Ew.

Man: Well, that's too fucking dead because I'm not a child.

Man: You can come on, bring it on up here.

Man: The little cinder block.

Man: And we'll see what happens this.

LPC: [accented] I'll come at you like a jag-wire, bud.

Man: Like a jaguar, bud.

Man: You're gonna go bust a cat?

Man: I'm gonna push the cat.

LPC: I'm gonna push your keys.

Man: I'll be waiting up here, and if you ever decide to get off your fucking toilet and actually do something like a real fucking man, then we'll see what happens.