LPC: Hello.

George: Hello.

LPC: Hi.

George: Who am I speaking with?

LPC: Uh, I'm calling for Joan.

George: Oh, Jones?

LPC: Yeah.

George: Okay, how can I help you?

LPC: Yeah, they wanted to... get that moisturization goin'.

George: I'm sorry, the which one?

LPC: They... the one they'd heard so much about.

George: You're calling in behalf of Jones to... could you repeat yourself again? Because I'm not...

LPC: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you bet. To get that moisturization, uh, runnin'.

George: Moisturization?

LPC: Yeah.

George: Which moisturization?

LPC: Uh, the same one... they have been hearing so much about, that was... promoted by Mookie Blaylock... among others.

George: Mookie Blaylock?

SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.

George: You lost me there.

LPC: So you wanna shine us up, or...? Where do y... where do ya stand, you know?

George: Um, the moisturization?

LPC: You bet.

LPC: Well, the, you know, beautification, really.

George: Oh, beautification?

LPC: Just some good old boys, you know?

George: Oh, okay.

LPC: Just a few of us, and...

George: You guys are a band, or?

LPC: Well, yeah, we were in Newsweek.

LPC: You might have seen that thing, there was a mermaid in there, and...

George: What kind of music do you guys play?

LPC: Like cavemen.

George: Like cavemen?

LPC: Yeah.

George: All I have here, the bands that do play for me, they play, they play salsa and cumbias and marangay,

George: a lot of Spanish or Latin music.

LPC: Well, uh, you, uh...

LPC: You, uh, you willing to moisten us up, or what?

George: Um, don't... we don't play that kind of, uh, music here.

LPC: Which kind?

George: Um, would you just say, you said, he's a caveman?

LPC: Well, I mean...

SPEAKER_00: Like I said, we have, we're, we're a, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're a, we're a, we're a, Latin music here, so...

LPC: Oh, you do?

George: Yeah, that's how we, that's how we play here.

George: I've already tried all the other different, I've tried blues nights, I've tried jazz, and, and nothing else works other than the, the Latin music, so that's what I stuck to them.

LPC: Would you try, uh... moistenin' me up, or...?

George: I would not be inclined to try it.

LPC: Well, I mean, they gave me here, no.

LPC: you know.

George: Who... who gave you my number?

LPC: Um, Koki Blaylock.

George: Koki Blaylock?

George: Koki Blaylock.

George: I don't know who Koki Payla is.

LPC: Oh.

LPC: At least you gotta pay me back, then.

George: I gotta pay you back?

LPC: Yes.

George: Pay you back for what?

LPC: Like with PayPal, or somethin'.

George: With PayPal?

LPC: Yeah, you can just send... just go online and, uh... just, uh, send me a payment.

George: A payment of what?

SPEAKER_00: Well.

SPEAKER_00: it would be like $175.

SPEAKER_00: $75 for?

LPC: Plus their 7% fee.

LPC: So it'd actually be like 182 total.

George: What would I be paying you for?

LPC: Well, I mean the referral.

LPC: If you're not gonna get me moisturization,

LPC: then I just need reimbursement, you know, just expenses.

George: Expenses.

George: I didn't hire you, I didn't call you, I didn't, you know.

LPC: Oh, yes, you did.

LPC: For the whole beautification project.

SPEAKER_00: project.

George: What beautification project are you talking about, man?

LPC: Muki Blaylock.

George: I don't know who Mookie Blaylock is.

George: I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

LPC: Well, all of a sudden you expect me to be a... a merengue dancer or somethin', and all I'm sayin'...

George: What are you talking about?

George: You called me, all right?

George: You called me, and you're telling me that...

LPC: No, I didn't.

George: Some beautification.

George: I don't know what the hell are you talking about.

George: I don't know what you're talking about.

George: I'm a bar owner, I'm a bar owner, and I have cumbias and trucks, and that's the kind of man.

SPEAKER_00: How do you talk about?

LPC: you expect me to dance?

LPC: Seriously.

George: What dancing?

George: What are you talking about?

LPC: I'm talking about a few good old boys

LPC: coming down, getting moisturized,

LPC: and then you're talking about marangay dancing,

LPC: and I've already outlaid $175 through Koki Blaylock.

George: That's not my fault.

George: I'm going to talk to corky wherever that I'll give you my number,

George: because that's not my fault.

George: I have nothing to do with that.

George: I don't know what the hell you're t--

LPC: It was on a wall.

George: It was on a wall.

George: Dude, this is my number, right?

LPC: Yes, it is.

George: Lose my number.

George: Hello, this is George.

LPC: George, yeah, listen.

LPC: Can I just get an online payment from you?

George: You're not going to get no payments for me.

George: I don't know who you are.

George: You're just going to pick up the phone and call me and tell me,

George: send me a payment.

George: You're crazy.

LPC: We'll call it good.

LPC: You can just skip...

George: You're full of it, buddy.

George: Lose my number.

LPC: You can skip the fees, you know?

George: What fees are you talking about?

LPC: The PayPal.

George: I don't know who you are.

George: I've never hired you.

George: I have nothing to do with you.

George: I don't know who they are.

LPC: You've never heard of Muky Blaylock before.

George: I don't know who they have.

George: is.

LPC: You secured with Koki Blayla for me to come out here.

George: I didn't secure with anybody anything.

LPC: And now you're not gonna moisturize us?

George: Moistrising.

George: What are you talking about?

George: Moistrising.

George: What is it?

George: What are you talking about?

LPC: I... I'm lookin' at a digital signature...from you.

George: Uh-huh.

George: From me.

LPC: And you can skip the... the... song and dance about the merengue stuff. All I--

LPC: A... all I need is a PayPal.

George: You need a PayPal.

George: Because I hired you guys.

George: I didn't hire anybody.

George: I didn't hire you.

George: I don't know who Mookie is.

George: I don't know what you're talking about.

George: You're calling the wrong person.

LPC: Let me give you my email address.

George: I don't want your email address.

LPC: And you can send me a PayPal payment.

George: I'm not going to send you no PayPal payment.

LPC: We'll call it good.

SPEAKER_00: Talk to my lawyer.

George: I don't know who the hell you are.

George: I don't know.

George: You're just going to pick up the phone and call me and say,

George: Oh, yeah.

George: Send me $175.

George: You're full of shit.

George: What are you talking about?

LPC: Absolutely not.

George: I don't know who you are.

George: I've never hired you.

George: I don't know who this Mookie person you're talking about is.

George: I don't know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_00: You can skip to 7%.

George: You're calling me, man.

George: I don't know what the hell.

George: Boisterizing the fuck you're talking about, dude?

LPC: Beautification of the whole project, man.

George: Of what project?

George: I don't know what freaking project you're talking about.

LPC: I'm thinking just some good ol' boys, comin' down.

George: Thinking of some good old boys coming down and I'm going to pay only $175 for some good old boys coming down.

George: We can't do what?

LPC: We can't do Marengue movements and things like that.

LPC: It's not going to happen.

SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you're talking about.

LPC: It's not going to happen.

George: Lose my number.

George: You're going to piss me off.

George: You're going to fucking piss me off.

George: Lose my fucking number.

George: You call me one more time.

George: I swear, dude.

George: Let me run across you, you, son of a bitch.

George: Lose my number.

LPC: Why don't you just send me a PayPal payment?

George: I'm calling you nothing.

George: We're not calling you.

George: I'm saying you nothing.

George: Do you want a hundred and see five?

George: What you come over here and come collect a hundred fifty?

SPEAKER_00: Well, it's 175.

George: Come over here and try to collect the money.

George: Come over here and try to collect that money.

LPC: Well, if it's certified, I will.

George: I'm certified what?

George: There's no certification.

George: I don't know who you are.

LPC: I'm not takin' personal checks.

George: I'm not going to give you no money.

George: Okay?

George: I'm not going to give you no money.

SPEAKER_00: I already concur.

SPEAKER_00: dollars in expenses.

George: Well, that's not my fault.

George: I don't know who the hell you are.

LPC: If you don't have moisture and you've got all kinds of other things happening, that's not my fault.

George: What that was moisture?

George: What are you talking about?

George: I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

LPC: Koki Blaylock.

LPC: That doesn't ring a bell.

George: I don't know who the fuck Cokey Blaylock is!

LPC: Well, that's why I'm trying to give you my email address.

LPC: You can send me the payment.

LPC: We'll call it good.

George: You're saying you a fucking penny.

George: You understand me?

LPC: No, I don't, really.

George: I ain't send you a fucking penny.

George: I don't know who the fuck you are.

George: Koki Blenak is.

George: Lose my number.

LPC: You want to meet?

LPC: I'll meet you right now.

George: I'm over here at my bar.

George: Come over.

LPC: I'll be there in 15 minutes.

George: Bring it.

LPC: You... could... call me a cab.

George: I'll fucking call you cab.

George: What you're stupid?

George: What the fuck's the matter with you?

George: Who the fuck are you?

LPC: I'm not walkin' down there!

George: Who the fuck are you?

George: Who are you calling me?

LPC: From Joan.

George: From Joan?

SPEAKER_00: Like I said.

SPEAKER_00: I don't know who you are.

George: I don't know what the fuck.

George: What side of the bait you got up today,

George: but you're talking the wrong.

George: fucking number, buddy.

George: You're lying, you're telling the wrong number.

LPC: Are you trying to tango with me?!

George: I'm not trying to tangle you.

George: You're the one that call me.

George: And now you're trying to call me a captain.

George: What the fuck the matter with you?

LPC: Why don't you moisten...

George: You're fucking...

LPC: Moisten me up a little bit.

SPEAKER_00: You're going to fucking piss me off.

George: You're gonna fucking piss me off.

George: It's really bad right now.

George: Lose my fucking number.

George: You call me one more time, you son of a bitch.

George: I'm watch what's gonna happen.

LPC: What?

George: My fucking number, all right?

LPC: [scoffs] Why don't you just cut me a check?

George: Hello?

LPC: Hey, listen, let me just give you my email address.

George: Dude, listen to me.

George: If this is a fucking joke, whatever you guys are doing,

George: you need to cut it off already.

LPC: You better quit jokin' around with me, pal!

George: I'm not joking around with you. You're the one calling me.

LPC: I did not.

George: You called me.

LPC: No, I didn't.

George: I'm on my phone and you're on the other line.

LPC: I need PayPal in the next forty-five minutes.

George: You kiss my ass.

George: You put PayPal up your ass too.

LPC: You don't even have my email address.

George: Dude, you're going to piss me off.

LPC: I need a payment, and I need it within the hour.

George: Dude, I'm not giving you no payment.

George: I ain't giving you no money.

George: I don't know who Buki Playrock is.

George: You're crazy.

George: You're full of shit.

George: You're crazy.

LPC: I'll take care of you real quick if I come down there.

George: Well, come on down.

George: Come on down.

LPC: What, you don't think I'm gonna come down there?

George: Come on down.

George: Come on down, you dumb shit.

George: Come on down.

LPC: I'll be the only one leavin'.

George: Okay.

George: Come on down.

LPC: I wanna see a check book when I get there.

George: You hear you fucking kiss my ass. Come on down.

George: If you think you're fucking tough, come on down.

George: Dumb shit.