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Longmont Potion Castle 6 · 2008

I Am A Cop

Track 10

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  • LPC: Check them up, you're gonna meet up a whip.
  • Man: Are you as stupid as you sound?
  • LPC: Uh, nope, you can be laying on the ground as I sound you.
  • Man: Wait, you again?
  • LPC: Listen here, buddy, you ready to meet up with it?
  • LPC: My whip.
  • Man: Listen here, bud, I don't know how stupid you are, but if you're as stupid as you, look as stupid as you sound,
  • Man: you're in a halver shape.
  • LPC: Oh, you're gonna meet up with my foot in your mouth-- --how's that sound to you?
  • Man: Let's get over.
  • SPEAKER_01: Get it over.
  • LPC: Blank it on, buddy.
  • Man: I got my shotgun right here ready for you. You step up to the door and I'll blow your goddamn head off.
  • LPC: You gonna meet up with my chain pretty quick.
  • Man: Yeah.
  • LPC: Right in your neck, how's that sound?
  • LPC: How's that sounded you?
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll go over a...
  • SPEAKER_01: Call them, car cops.
  • LPC: What?
  • LPC: I am a cop.
  • Man: Oh, I have a poor cop.
  • Man: I'll tell you that.
  • LPC: What?
  • Man: You're a cop.
  • Man: You're a goddamn, I don't know what kind of cop you are, but you're a...
  • Man: Do you have a human cop?
  • LPC: Yeah, I'm gon' kick your butt pretty quick. [exhales] With my whip.
  • LPC: How's that sound?
  • Man: Okay, that sounds good.
  • LPC: That's good.
  • LPC: You're just a child, really.
  • Man: You are?
  • LPC: You are.
  • Man: Oh, no, I wouldn't say that.
  • LPC: You will be when you're layin' on the ground cryin'.
  • Man: Oh, bullshit.
  • LPC: Yep.
  • Man: You'll be laying out there's a goddamn Brit's brain spotted all those goddamn sidewalks.
  • Man: If you got any brains in there to splatter.
  • LPC: What?
  • LPC: Oh, I'm gonna block you up in the freezer.
  • LPC: How's that sound, buddy?
  • Man: Oh, whoa, whoa.
  • Man: You're, I don't know what.
  • Man: Yeah, I enjoy talking to that damn thing like you.
  • LPC: What?
  • LPC: Bring it on, come on right now.
  • LPC: Huh?
  • Man: What'd you say?
  • LPC: Bring it on, c'mon!
  • Man: Bring what on?
  • SPEAKER_01: Come on.
  • LPC: C'mon, right now.
  • LPC: Put up your fists.
  • Man: What?
  • LPC: Put up your fists.
  • LPC: What?
  • SPEAKER_01: I got it up here.
  • Man: I got my fists-- --up here.
  • LPC: You gotta say that again.
  • Man: I got my fist up.
  • Man: It's ready to whack you out in the goddamn deep.
  • LPC: I'm gonna put you to lip.
  • LPC: What's that sound?
  • LPC: Well, that's that.
  • Man: We'll get the cop out here pretty quick.
  • Man: You're on the way.