Man (1): Now, back to the troubleshooter, Tom Martino.

Dave: 1136.

Dave: Dr. Laura at Trouble 5, news at top of the hour.

Dave: Dave Minchell in for Tom.

Dave: Thank you.

Dave: Wakes me up.

Dave: Here is a call I can't resist.

Dave: On the hotline, Grover Knox, we'll do a Dave Minchall impression, and I'm told we have screened this call, and we know it is clean.

Dave: Hey, Grover, how you doing?

LPC: Hi, I'm fine.

LPC: How are you?

Dave: Alright.

LPC: What's going on?

LPC: Actually, I do a better Tom Martino one, which I can do, too, if you want.

Dave: Well, do Tom first. Uh... uh...

LPC: Oh, do you know, Tom's first?

Dave: Well, yeah, we'll have a jury here.

LPC: Here's Tom's first.

Dave: Um... alright. In... Inspector Steve?

Steve: I'm ready.

Dave: All right.

LPC: Okay, ready?

Dave: Yep.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Burlington Coat Factory sucks.

LPC: They suck.

Dave: You got to suck, pardon.

Dave: That's what sells it.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: And the rest of your listeners will have to visualize the, um,

LPC: the patented, um, head nod for the Dave Minchall impression.

LPC: Oh, God.

LPC: But, um, it goes, Dave Minchall, Sevenews.

LPC: How's that?

Dave: Not bad.

Dave: You know, you're right about the head bob, though.

Dave: I could never, I don't, I could never cure myself with a head bob at the end of a story.

LPC: It's cool.

LPC: Scott Cortelyou helped me out with this.

Dave: [laughs] I'll get him for that.

Dave: Okay.

Dave: Do I... do I... I know you, don't I?

Dave: Well, we'll never know now.

Man (2): You're over.

Man (2): My concern was Grover.

Man (2): That was my concern.

Man (2): But if Grover is a part of other people's little schemes,

Man (2): Grover goes along with little schemes,

Man (2): then that's what hurts more than anything.

Man (2): It's because when I met Grover, I met a decent person,

Man (2): that's the way I look at it.

Man (2): I can't look at it in any other way.

Man (2): But I'm just saying to you, you know, Grover, you know, you're young.

Man (2): And, you know, I'm real puzzled about this whole situation, you know,

Man (2): because I was here, I was built you up and everything.

Man (2): And then, you know, I'm kind of stunned, you know, so what is going on?

Man (2): But my biggest concern now is the rumors that I've been hearing.

Man (2): And if I don't like what I heard, you know,

Man (2): then you would be more of a hinder to us, more than a help to us.

Man (2): People ask, and then they start challenging it,

Man (2): and then Channel 9 News is involved and four news is involved, you know,

Man (2): and 7 news is involved.

Man (2): And I hate to see you get in any kind of a situation like that.

Man (2): You're never going to please anybody, you know.

Man (2): So I have to believe that as of right now, you don't know.

LPC: I don't know.

LPC: I don't even, I'm not even sure what we're talking about at this point.

Man (2): Well, I know what I'm sure.

Man (2): I know what I'm sure of what I'm talking about.

Man (2): That's why I'm not talking to you about it,

Man (2): because I already know what I'm talking about.

Man (2): That's what I'm saying.

Man (2): I really felt like an idiot.