SPEAKER_02: Hello?

Man (1): Yes?

LPC: Yeah, I want food.

Man (1): For?

LPC: For my mouth?

Man (1): For pick-up? Or for your, um...

LPC: I pick it up.

Man (1): Okay.

LPC: I'd like to get some frogleg.

Man (1): You're not funny, okay?

LPC: Huh?

Man (1): You're not funny.

Man (1): We don't sell frog legs, sir.

LPC: What?

SPEAKER_02: Or just frog?

Man (1): We don't have frog.

SPEAKER_02: Boy, it doesn't matter.

Man (1): We not.

LPC: I want a frog in my mouth.

SPEAKER_02: In my mouth?

Man (1): Tom, you can go to his leg.

LPC: No, you can go jump in the lake, pal!

Man (1): Well, we don't have frogs here.

LPC: I want to put frog legs into my mouth.

Man (1): Then go... somewhere else.

LPC: Why don't you come down?

Man (1): Come down, where?

LPC: To my how?

Man (1): We don't have frog legs.

LPC: Can you... gimme a frog?

Man (1): Can you?

Man (1): We don't have frog leg.

LPC: How 'bout a turtle?

Man (1): We're sorry, we don't have turtle.

LPC: Why not?

Man (1): What do you mean?

LPC: I want to put turtle in my mouth.

Man (1): We... live in America. No more, uhh... okay?

LPC: You don't live in...

Man (1): You go back to Vietnam?

Man (1): No.

LPC: I want to eat a turtle?

Man (1): You want to eat a turtle?

LPC: Uh-huh.

Man (1): Maybe your backyard has to do you.

LPC: You have to go to your backyard?

Man (1): To your backyard.

LPC: How much is it?

Man (1): For your turtle?

LPC: Yeah.

Man (1): Free in your backyard.

LPC: I want the turtle.

Man (1): In your backyard.

LPC: And I want a frog leg

LPC: and I want...

LPC: Scorpions.

Man (1): You want scorpion?

LPC: Yes.

Man (1): Okay, um, let me see.

Man (1): Scorpions.

Man (1): Okay, this is not funny, okay?

LPC: What?

Man (1): You keep harassing me, I call the police.

Man (1): You want me to call the police right now?

Man (1): They can trace your phone right now.

LPC: I want the turtle.

Man (1): They can trace, they can trace anything, okay?

Man (1): In America.