LPC: Hello.

Woman: Hello.

LPC: Yeah, this is Franklin.

Woman: Franklin?

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: Matter of fact, it is.

Woman: I don't know Franklin.

LPC: I don't know that I care for what's... uh, goin' on over there at your place.

Woman: Um, I think you might have the wrong number?

LPC: Absolutely not, young lady.

LPC: This is a place with all the dogs going back and forth, right?

LPC: Nashin and everything else?

Woman: Mashin?

Woman: "Mashin'"?

LPC: Won't stand for it.

Woman: I don't know what you're talking about.

Woman: I... I... I don't know what you're talking about. I--

LPC: Will not stand for it.

Woman: I don't have time to speak with you.

Woman: I have no clue who you are or why you're bothering me at this time.

LPC: It's p... my bother, ma'am!

Woman: I don't understand what's your bother at this time.

Woman: You're bothering me.

Woman: I'm trying to get going and get things done.

Woman: I just got home from work.

Woman: I don't know what your problem is or who you are.

LPC: I will not stand.

LPC: This community will not stand for dogs gnashing at one another.

Woman: Mashing?

LPC: Anything you engage in of that nature is going to be reported.

Woman: I have no clue what you're talking about.

LPC: Canine?

Woman: dogs? I have two dogs, two puppies that play.

LPC: What are their names?

Woman: None of your business is what their names are.

LPC: Could you spell it?

Woman: You can just go to hell, okay?

Woman: Because I don't know who you are, why you're bothering me.

Woman: Hello?

LPC: Yeah, I'm callin' about these dogs over there?

Woman: My dogs are doing nothing.

Woman: I don't know what the problem is. They haven't done anything.

Woman: I don't know where you live or who you are,

Woman: so I wish you'd quit bother me before I had to call the police

Woman: and tell them that there's somebody harassing me.

LPC: Your dogs are harassing me.

LPC: My dogs are doing nothing.

Woman: My dogs are doing nothing.

LPC: What are their names?

Woman: None of your business is what their names are.

LPC: That won't do.

Woman: That's fine.

Woman: I don't care.

Woman: It's none of your business what the name of my animals are.

Woman: They have done nothing wrong.

LPC: In the terms of the law, they have.

Woman: Oh, excuse me.

Woman: Would you like to tell me what they've done in the terms of the law?

LPC: Gnashing, for one.

Woman: What is "mashing"?

LPC: I saw a prairie dog getting gnashed by your animals recently.

Woman: My dogs have not hurt any animals.

Woman: We don't have any prairie dogs.

Woman: My dogs do not hurt other animals.

Woman: I've done not.

Woman: wrong and my animals have done nothing wrong. They were on private property in my yard.

Woman: So I don't know who you are or why you're bothering me, but stop calling this number.

LPC: There's a whole lot of commotion comin' out of there.

Woman: What do you mean?

LPC: What do I mean? I mean I don't like what I'm hearin' from there.

Woman: What are you hearing?

LPC: Commotion up and down and all over the place.

Woman: I don't even have a clue what you're talking about.

LPC: I'm Bobo.

Woman: Well, if you were Bobo, you would really say what?

Woman: your real name is?

LPC: Bo Tucci.

Woman: The dogs are not even barking.

Woman: I don't even know what you're talking about.

LPC: This community will not tolerate it.

Woman: It's quiet.

LPC: I'm Bobo.

Woman: I don't care who you are.

Woman: If you have a problem, then you need to call the police.

LPC: I might just do that.

Woman: Just go right ahead and do it.

LPC: Let me have your Social Security number.

Woman: I shouldn't give it to you.

Woman: Jerk.

Woman: I will call the police and have this phone call traced.

LPC: I don't like the sounds I'm hearin'.

Woman: I don't care.

Woman: Whatever sounds you're hearing, you are nuts.

LPC: It's gettin' a little late. And I don't wanna hear a bunch of commotion up and down and left and right over there.

Woman: [laughs] Yeah, Bobo. You are... a bunch of Bobo.

LPC: You got me straight or what?

Woman: You know what?

Woman: You need to stop calling this number.

Woman: You have been bothering me for the last ten minutes.

Woman: You are calling my number.

LPC: You better quiet down.

Woman: Oh... no, asshole!

LPC: Huh?

Woman: Okay, Bobo.

Woman: I'm going to call the police.

LPC: I already called them.

Woman: Oh, good. That way they can cut them.

Woman: to my house and I can tell them, you are crazy.

Woman: I don't know what you're saying about my dog.

Woman: You are just totally nuts.

LPC: Like hell I am.

LPC: I'm going to go and get a close personal friend of mine.

LPC: Perhaps you've heard of him.

LPC: His name is Mr. John Elway.

Woman: Good. Bring him.

Woman: Good.

Woman: Very good.

Woman: I'm going to tell him what a wacko you are, asshole you are.