LPC: Hello.

George: Hello, this is George.

LPC: This is Cooder.

George: How can help you?

LPC: You the dude makin' all that noise?

George: Making one noise.

LPC: All that loudness, dude.

George: I have no idea what you're talking about.

LPC: Dr. Spook gave me your number.

George: Who else, Dr. Spook?

George: I don't know a Dr. Spook.

LPC: He's a real trooper.

George: Okay.

LPC: And he told me you were making a whole bunch of noise over there.

LPC: I'm prepared to issue a citation.

George: You're prepared to issue a citation. Well...

LPC: Yes, sir.

LPC: I've issued a citation to a finger puppet before.

George: Well, good for you, buddy.

LPC: And look, there's an $805 fee associated with it.

LPC: So, you better look real hard at what you're trying to do

LPC: before you're going to make sounds all day and night.

George: I don't make no sound all day and night, all right?

George: Listen to me.

George: This is my number, buddy.

George: You have no idea what you're talking about.

LPC: I have a magic act.

SPEAKER_01: All right.

George: Okay, I don't give a shit what you got. All right?

SPEAKER_01: And I'm going to get you got.

SPEAKER_01: give you a citation for $185.

George: No.

LPC: And I'm gonna demand cash.

George: You're going to demand cash?

LPC: Yeah.

George: Really?

George: You're going to come by and pick it up?

LPC: And if I see one coin, anything...

George: You're going to come by and pick up?

LPC: I will renege on this whole...

George: Hey, crazy buddy.

George: The whole deal.

George: Where the fuck you are, dude?

George: Stop bugging me.

LPC: You're... I won't take coins. I won't take checks.

George: I'm going to have this call traced.

George: I'm going to find out.

George: where you're at.

George: I'm going to call the cops.

LPC: I'm gonna... begin doing martial arts.

George: You don't understand that I used to be a cop.

George: And all my friends are cops.

George: So, do yourself a favor.

George: Lose my number, because next time you call me, I'm going to have a trace,

George: and I'm going to find out who you are.

LPC: I'm going to give you a citation.

George: Buddy, you're fucking full of shit.

George: You understand that?

George: Why don't you come over and try to collect the money?

LPC: 'Cause I'll succeed.

George: All right.

George: Why don't you come over here and collect the money?

LPC: There's no doubt in my mind.

LPC: I'll get every nickel.

George: Okay.

LPC: How does that sound to you?

George: I don't give a fuck.

George: You understand?

LPC: Because I issue citations.

LPC: That's what I do.

George: You try to collect that money, all right?

George: Try to collect that money.

LPC: Shouldn't be a problem.

George: Alrighty, well, then...

LPC: Now should it?

George: No.

George: You say you're going to collect this money?

George: You're going to order citations?

George: Do it, then.

George: Stop calling me and just do it.

George: Put your money in where your mouth is and do it, all right?

LPC: You put yours up.

George: All right?

LPC: It's your money on the line.

George: Hey, buddy.

George: I don't know how fucking sick you are

George: or you haven't taking your medications,

George: but I don't give up.

George: Fuck. Take your medications.

LPC: I have a magic act.

George: I don't give a shit what you got, buddy. It don't matter to me.

LPC: I issue citations.

George: It don't matter to me.

LPC: And you owe me $185 frickin' dollars right now.

George: Uh, why don't you come and try to collect it?

LPC: I don't have to try.

George: All right. Well, come and collect it.

LPC: First of all, I'll get every nickel I have comin'.

George: I don't give a fuck.

LPC: And then I'm gonna take you downtown, drop you off someplace.

SPEAKER_01: You could think about something.

LPC: You can think about some...

SPEAKER_01: You're a funny guy, man.

LPC: You can think about some of this crap you've pulled here.

George: You know what I mean?

George: You're a funny guy.

George: Okay?

George: You're a funny guy.

George: Well, take your medication, psycho.