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Longmont Potion Castle 5 · 2005

Wovenloaf

Track 17

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  • Woman: Albertson's bakery, home with the hot fresh bread.
  • Woman: Can I help you?
  • LPC: Yeah, I'd like to get, uh, into a baguette if I could.
  • Woman: I'm sorry?
  • LPC: Some kind of baguette or twisted bread.
  • Woman: We have some baguettes, yes.
  • Woman: What exactly are you asking?
  • LPC: Like a...
  • LPC: Probably chala bread.
  • LPC: Uh...
  • Woman: Challa?
  • LPC: Something of that type.
  • Woman: Can you spell that, please?
  • LPC: A woven bread.
  • Woman: No, can... can you spell it?
  • LPC: W-O-V-E-N?
  • Woman: Oh, no, I'm...
  • Woman: Never mind.
  • Woman: Well, we have bag...
  • Woman: We have baggats, but we do not have woven bread.
  • LPC: I mean, like a woven bread.
  • Woman: I'm sorry?
  • LPC: You know, like...
  • LPC: Bread that's woven together.
  • Woman: Yeah, we don't have...
  • Woman: We don't have...
  • Woman: We don't have woven bread.
  • Woman: We have baguettes, which are the long, skinny bread.
  • Woman: But we do not have woven bread.
  • LPC: Oh.
  • Woman: Okay, sir?
  • LPC: So...
  • LPC: I'd like an orange...
  • LPC: Is that possible?
  • Woman: I did not hear you.
  • Woman: Orange donut.
  • Woman: Orange donut?
  • Woman: I'm sorry.
  • Woman: I can't help you.
  • Woman: I'm sorry, I can't help you.
  • Woman: Bye-bye.
  • Woman: Your call is very, right, right, right, right, right.
  • Voice: Your call is very important to us.
  • Voice: Please stay on the line.
  • Woman: Hello?
  • Woman: Can I help you?
  • LPC: Hi.
  • Woman: Hi.
  • LPC: What are your store hours?
  • Woman: We're open from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.
  • LPC: I really, frankly.
  • LPC: I couldn't make head or tail or whatever.
  • Woman: It sounded like it... it was a scrambler or somethin' going on...
  • Woman: ...'cause we couldn't understand what you were sayin'.
  • LPC: Couldn't, hold on, hold on, hold.
  • Woman: There you go.
  • Woman: Are you having fun?
  • LPC: I'd like to talk chewiness, that sounds fun to me.
  • Woman: Talk to you later.
  • Woman: Talk to you later. Bye-bye.