Man: Hello?

LPC: Hi, this is Bernie at United Parcel.

LPC: Calling about your shipment here, it's negative $480 on the invoice.

Man: What shipment?

Man: Who are you calling and what is this regarding?

LPC: It's 480 pounds squid is what it is from Tokyo.

LPC: And it's on our dock, and we just gotta get a good time to... to deliver, and we need C.O.D. on that.

Man: Okay, who are you calling?

LPC: That, in fact, we've certified funds.

Man: Who are you calling?

LPC: It's on the packing slip, I've got the P.O. number, I've got a... your signature...

Man: Who?

LPC: On the slip. You?

Man: Give me a name.

LPC: I'm Bernard.

Man: I'm sorry?

LPC: Fuddle. I am. 24 years on the job.

Man: Who is the name that you're looking for?

LPC: It's from Tokyo Joe's Squid.

Man: Okay, you have the wrong number. I have no idea what you're talking about.

LPC: I've got your signature, and we need certified funds...

Man: Okay, which signature is it? Tell me the name of the signature.

SPEAKER_00: I can, I can co-sign on the thing.

SPEAKER_00: And if you, now we can take you, we can take you to your bank.

Man: You're not listening to me.

LPC: You... I don't think you're acknowledging me!

Man: Who are you calling?

Man: What number are you calling?

Man: What number are you calling? I'm not expecting a package from Tokyo or any place else.

Man: What number is you?

LPC: This is a 480-pound squid, and we've got to move it.

Man: I don't care where you move it. You can't move it to the mouse.

LPC: Did you just change your mind on the product?

Man: Who are you calling?

Man: You haven't even identified who you're calling.

SPEAKER_00: I am Bernard Foote.

Man: How do you know you've got the right number?

LPC: I'm with United Parcel.

Man: I don't care who are you with.

Man: Who are you calling?

LPC: I'm calling right now, on the dock standing here with three deliverymen.

SPEAKER_00: Which number?

Man: Where's it supposed to go?

LPC: I'm 1,800 pickups.

Man: What are you supposed to go?

SPEAKER_00: You're supposed to go?

LPC: I'm in Commerce City.

Man: What's the address it's supposed to be delivered?

LPC: We're at 5621, Quebec Street, Commerce City.

Man: That's the address it's supposed to go to?

LPC: That's where we're located, sir.

Man: Where is this supposed to be delivered to?

LPC: You need to focus on the certified funds that we need.

Man: Yeah.

Man: I don't know who you are.

Man: I don't have any shipment coming to me.

Man: You can't even tell me who you're talking to.

LPC: Do you...

LPC: And...

Man: Goodbye.

Man: Hello?

LPC: Yeah, this is Franklin Donovan, down at the United Parks Service.

LPC: What appears to be the problem there?

Man: Somebody called and they didn't...

Man: Who are you calling?

LPC: They said who are you calling?

Man: I'm asking you.

Man: Whom are you calling with respect to some supposed delivery?

LPC: You're a squid here.

Man: I don't have a squid, sorry.

LPC: This thing's a nuisance.

Man: I don't have a squid.

Man: I'm sorry. I don't know who you're calling.

SPEAKER_00: Yes, sir.

LPC: This is Ruben calling from United Parcel Service.

LPC: I'm an administrator here.

LPC: And according to the notes, you spoke to Wallace.

LPC: Some kind of squid, large freight here.

LPC: I mean, there's flags on the account here that you are a problematic account,

LPC: which is why I'm trying to call.

Man: What is the name on the account?

LPC: Ruben Norman.

Man: No.

Man: What is the name on the account?

Man: on the account.

Man: Is that your name?

LPC: Can't you just extrapolate one to the other?

Man: What is the name on the account?

Man: It's a simple question.

Man: Even a jackass like you could answer that.

LPC: What is...

LPC: The name I just gave you?

Man: Is that your name or the name on the...

LPC: Yes, it is.

LPC: And before we write off...

LPC: And before we write off this amount...

SPEAKER_00: Goodbye, I'm tall.