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Longmont Potion Castle 5 · 2005

Tommy Vee

Track 21

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  • Man (1): Conical gas goes down.
  • LPC: I'm gonna need, uh... probably like, five, ten gallons of gas. But I can't pay... until, uh, the tenth.
  • Man (1): And where are you at?
  • LPC: I'm just your catty corner to you.
  • Man (1): Well, I don't extend any credit as far as that goes, so...
  • LPC: Well, you can make an exception.
  • Man (1): No.
  • LPC: Since I'm local.
  • Man (1): No, I can't.
  • LPC: Didn't wanna tell you this, but I actually went ahead and took... the gas already.
  • LPC: No, just without paying.
  • SPEAKER_00: without pain.
  • LPC: I'm an honest man.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm just going to play cells.
  • Man (1): Rather than here, because nobody gained gas for me.
  • LPC: No, and you... you didn't know about it.
  • Man (1): Oh, yeah, I know about it.
  • LPC: Uh, not this time.
  • Man (1): Quit playin' on the telephone.
  • LPC: I'll be there in ten minutes, partner.
  • Man (1): Okay, sounds good.
  • LPC: And you ain't gettin' a dime from me.
  • SPEAKER_00: Kunticle gas goes, huh?
  • LPC: Yeah, I'ma whip ya ass, buddy.
  • SPEAKER_00: We'll get here.
  • LPC: I'll do it here in fifteen minutes.
  • Man (1): Yeah, bring it.
  • LPC: 'Cause I'm tired of your horse shit over there.
  • Man (1): Just hurry up and get down here.
  • LPC: Uh, maybe I'll take my time. What are you gonna do about it?
  • Man (1): Oh, well.
  • LPC: Come get me?
  • Man (1): Uh, no, you just rush on down here.
  • LPC: I'm Tommy Vee, man.
  • Man (1): Oh, don't keep the shoes who you are.
  • Man (1): Just don't waste my time on the phone.
  • LPC: You're wasting my time.
  • Man (1): Well, you're the one that called me, so...
  • LPC: You called me.
  • Man (1): You hang her up.
  • LPC: You son of a bitch. You called me!
  • Man (1): Hello.
  • LPC: Listen, Charlie, quit calling me because
  • LPC: I don't got a lot of time today for your song and dance.
  • Man (1): Well, why don't you just hang your goddamn phone up
  • Man (1): and quit playing on the telephone?
  • LPC: Why don't you shut up?
  • Man (1): Okay, I'm going to hang up now.
  • LPC: You know where the Brighton Depot is?
  • LPC: Yeah. Why don't you meet me there about 6.30?
  • Man (1): Oh, no problem. No problem.
  • LPC: And I'll put a peg leg up here.
  • SPEAKER_00: Oh, will be down.
  • LPC: Tommy Vee, that's me.
  • Man (1): That's me.
  • Man (1): That means a lot to me.
  • LPC: And I'm going to pay my bill, except I'm going to pay my bill,
  • SPEAKER_00: except I'm going to pay me.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna pay with my frick' fist.
  • Man (1): Well, what you could always do is stick one up your ass.
  • SPEAKER_00: Hello, Conical.
  • LPC: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  • LPC: I'm Tommy Vee, from Brighton.
  • SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • LPC: And I'm on whip ya.
  • SPEAKER_00: Alright, if you guys, it's a good job for me.
  • LPC: Oh, it does?
  • Man (2): Yeah, we'll be right there.
  • LPC: What the hell kind of place is this here?
  • Man (2): We'll be right there, then.
  • LPC: I'll meet you down.
  • SPEAKER_00: Okay, be fine.
  • LPC: I'll pick ya up.