Voice: Press papers, gourmet coffee, imported.

Colin: Hi, this is Colin. Can I help you?

LPC: Yeah, I need a squid sandwich in the next five or ten minutes.

LPC: I don't have a whole lot of time here on this sandwich.

Colin: You don't have a lot of time?

LPC: No. Uh, frankly, I don't.

Colin: Okay, well, then I don't know if I can help you.

LPC: And you're going to have to accept coins.

Colin: We accept coins if they're... US coins.

LPC: Most of them are.

LPC: Listen, do you want me to come down?

Colin: You... you're more than welcome to come down!

LPC: I'll come down and pick the damn thing up.

Colin: We have frozen calamari, so you'd have to wait for it to defrost.

Colin: Five minutes, it's not going to happen.

LPC: Oh, it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.

Colin: M'kay, I'm... sorry, but are we having a problem here?

LPC: Where's my squid? Sandwich?

Colin: Your squid sandwich is not made.

Colin: If you would like a squid sandwich, we are more than welcome to get you a squid sandwich,

Colin: but it's going to take longer than five minutes.

Colin: than five minutes.

Colin: And yes, you can pay with coins.

LPC: I'll bring my boot to y'all.

LPC: How's that sound?

Colin: You can bring your boot?!

LPC: A whip your ass.

Colin: No, I don't think you would do that, 'cause then I would have to get the police involved.

LPC: Buddy, I'm gonna kick ya in the seat a couple times.

Colin: Okay, I'm going to have to hang up now, okay?

Colin: I'm going to have to hang up, so if you'd like a Swiss sandwich, I'd be more than happy to make you what.

LPC: I'ma whip ya ass.

Colin: I'm going to have to get the police involved, okay?

Colin: I'm going to have to hang up.